Dante's Inferno

[Csargo]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I got the Seventh level.

[seireikhaan]

Eighth level of hell.

[Mooks]

2nd level.

Internet = porn.

[Geoffrey S]

First level. How dull.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Purgatory.

[KukriKhan]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

*Yawn*

[seireikhaan]

Dang... Now I feel really evil or something...anyone else going to be banished to the Malebolge, or is one really going to be the loneliest number here...?

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

I'm a "high Machiavellian" and only in Purgatory. Interesting.

[drone]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Conradus]

Purgatory for me.

[Big_John]

sixth.. heretic.

:bow:

[Ronin]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


*plays AC/DC - Highway to hell and headbangs to it*:thrasher:

[Justiciar]

Fifth.


The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Makes me sound emo, though. :no:

[woad&fangs]

sixth and 7th levels.

I couldn't make a descision on whether or not I believed in God so I tried both.:juggle2: I assume that if God exists he'd throw me into both because...


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Edit: Individual Scores
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

[CountArach]

6th Level - being an Atheist sort of means I have to be sent there :P

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm trying not to feel good about this.:embarassed:

[Peasant Phill]

heritic, but also with a high level of lustfulness.

[Lemur]

Limbo, just for me and the "virtuous non-believers." Says I might score the second level though, since I have lustful tendencies.

[TevashSzat]

Level 6 here, I think I'm too secular

[LittleGrizzly]

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[seireikhaan]

I'M STILL WINNING! Oh, wait....

[Fragony]

Level 2 and I get to bang Cleopatra and Helena of Troy. Good. Did this test before and ended up in the city of dis, guess hell is relative as well.

[Veho Nex]

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. - Level 2

[pevergreen]

Fifth.


Makes me sound emo, though. :no:
same

[naut]

Purgatory.

Those questions contain the opinions of "Ned Flanders".

[Quirinus]

Proud citizen of the City of Dis. Why do I not feel bad about being a heretic?

[Lechev]

3rd Level of Hell...for me :dizzy2:

[Andres]

5th Level

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Purgatorio -- which is probably a very realistic answer. Nobody is gonna slap a "Sanctus" label on me when I'm gone.


Side note: Kami's post in this thread -- #2 -- is very funny if you consider his sig a part of the message. :devilish:

[Viking]

Level 6, almost level 9.

While I was going to take the test, the ad banner attempted to make me commit a sin, but I prevailed. :sweatdrop:


https://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1864/asdsdkm4.jpg

[Seamus Fermanagh]

I'm a "high Machiavellian" and only in Purgatory. Interesting.

The end does not justify the means, but in the end a meaningful end means more than some mean end.

:devilish:

[Kralizec]

Limbo...

[Boyar Son]

Level 8?!?!?!

what did I do? maybe church and charity doesnt count for ****

EDIT:lol and I'm the one that defends God in the backroom! IRONY

[seireikhaan]

Purgatorio -- which is probably a very realistic answer. Nobody is gonna slap a "Sanctus" label on me when I'm gone.


Side note: Kami's post in this thread -- #2 -- is very funny if you consider his sig a part of the message. :devilish:
:beam: I TOTALLY planned it that way, too.

Or not.:sweatdrop:

EDIT: Yay! Welcome to the Malebolge, Boyar! :devilish:

[CaesarAugustus]

Level 8- the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

:sweatdrop:

[Boyar Son]

EDIT: Yay! Welcome to the Malebolge, Boyar! :devilish:

I dont even KNOW how I got there. It HAS to be a mistake cuz they let Caeser in purgatory...thats discrimination

[Conradus]

They even let me in Purgatory:2thumbsup:

[Tristuskhan]

Hell level 6, and I fully deserve it (since I lied to the test, hiding the worst of my wicked self)

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
Purgatorio
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[King Henry V]

Level 8?!?!?!

what did I do? maybe church and charity doesnt count for ****

EDIT:lol and I'm the one that defends God in the backroom! IRONY
I sense wrath within you, young padawan. ~;)

Got purgatory for me, which I'm pretty pleased with.

[Sarmatian]

6th Level - The city of Dis... Where all heretics go

But it isn't fair. You protestand and catholic guys can go to Purgatory. We orthodox don't have that luxury :laugh4:


Level 8?!?!?!

what did I do? maybe church and charity doesnt count for ****

EDIT:lol and I'm the one that defends God in the backroom! IRONY

1. You were proud - you expected better
2. You're self obsessed - "what did I do
3. You used God's name in vain :laugh4:

[Vladimir]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

I'm a :pimp:

[Boyar Son]

1. You were proud - you expected better
2. You're self obsessed - "what did I do
3. You used God's name in vain :laugh4:

:furious3:

I was completely surprised from that test.

[Wasp]

he wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Ironside]

The backup plan is still working I see.


The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[HoreTore]

Level 6.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 Treacherous Moderate

Heretic it is. Though I guess the only thing keeping me from level 3 is my distaste of mansex...

@Boyar_son: maybe it's time to rethink your christian values, eh? ~;)

[Mikeus Caesar]

I answered completely truthfully and got sent to the Ninth Level, Cocytus.

That's to be expected, i guess.