I hereby thank you all here..

[LeftEyeNine]

..and resign completely from Teh ORG.

https://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2127/wtfqj7.th.jpg (https://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wtfqj7.jpg)

:smoking:

[InsaneApache]

Why?

[LeftEyeNine]

'cause I'm a seasonal drama queen. :smoking:

(checked the pic ?)

[InsaneApache]

Is it me? All I see are two threads ending with me. If it is me I am sorry. I never meant any offence.

[LeftEyeNine]

You can't see the red arrow and where it points, IA ?

[Viking]

I noticed it too, just thought that it replaced another ad banner. Oh well.

[InsaneApache]

OK you're hired. £6 an hour no questions asked. :wink:

[LeftEyeNine]

*picks the pack

What's in th-..uh..to be delivered to the man with a scar on his left cheek, sir ? Is my previous sentence counted a question, sir? What about this one, sir ? Holiday time, sir ? I can fire myself, sir !

:smoking:

[Viking]

Ads everywhere. Gah!

[Fragony]

Well that was a dramatic anouncement with afterwaves

[InsaneApache]

I won't get fooled again! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3mi-bKtDGA)

[drone]

https://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5425/abppx1.jpg
These started getting through a couple of days ago. AB+ FTW!

(These are not as bad as annoying flash ads with sound. I was kinda shocked when I saw them, Adblock had been doing such a good job it really stood out. Gave me a chance to play with manual filters though ~D ).

[LeftEyeNine]

Ok ok. I'll stop this.

I'm not having the best times of my life. (That's about 150th time I'm saying this lately)

All I (aged 24) gotta do is to have a job that will let me survive alone, also help building a future. The constant pressure from inside and outside for months is about to make me go and sell myself under an adboard writing "Über-Ugly 24/7 Preacher Turk With Good Sense Of Humor And Satisfactory Level of Libido".

And when I saw that "search for a job" ad there in the Org..well..I got this thread started.

[caravel]

You need to find an older rich lady, my friend. This is something that caravel should have done in his youth, but quite obviously did not.

-Edit: Back in those days it was also hard to find such ladies willing to house and feed a camel.

[LeftEyeNine]

You need to find an older rich lady, my friend. This is something that caravel should have done in his youth, but quite obviously did not.

-Edit: Back in those days it was also hard to find such ladies willing to house and feed a camel.

I'm poisoned. Too late.

:smoking:

[InsaneApache]

I wish I was 24 again. Youth is wasted on the youth.

[LeftEyeNine]

I wish I was 24 again. Youth is wasted on the youth.

I have the body and the mind of a 44-year-old, IA. Trust me, this age sucks.

[Csargo]

Bye LEN, you won't be missed.

/runs

[Whacker]

naa na naaa na naaaa naaa

:balloon2:

[LeftEyeNine]

Midyat ! Seyfo !

Offer those two buggers a carpet they can't refuse that's wide enough to wrap 'em both.

:smoking:

[KukriKhan]

(Take it from an old man): A young man needs to travel. Backpack, passport, writing materials (or wireless laptop these days, I guess). Flip a coin to decide "East or West", follow your nose for 6 months and come back. Write about it.

Then you'll be 25 going on 50.

sorry for giving advice; it worked for me. I learned my strengths and weaknesses, and the solitude helped me make peace with this guy I walk around with inside.

[LeftEyeNine]

(Take it from an old man): A young man needs to travel. Backpack, passport, writing materials (or wireless laptop these days, I guess). Flip a coin to decide "East or West", follow your nose for 6 months and come back. Write about it.

Then you'll be 25 going on 50.

sorry for giving advice; it worked for me. I learned my strengths and weaknesses, and the solitude helped me make peace with this guy I walk around with inside.

24 years of solitude is enough, Kukri-sensei. :bow:

[KukriKhan]

24 years of solitude is enough, Kukri-sensei. :bow:

:bow:

On a related topic; I typed in "delivery" to that job search box, and got this page:
https://jimcee.homestead.com/job.jpg

Cold Fusion Developer and FedEx driver on the same search result; I never knew I was so talented. :laugh4:

[edyzmedieval]

Oh come on, I'm sure you'll find a hot and rich lady, even if a bit old, but she might do the trick, both in and out. ~;)

[Kralizec]

Well, that was anti climactic...

I'll ask Tosa to replace my avatar with advertisements, then I'll start spending more time here and earn money at the same time :yes:

[Beirut]

(Take it from an old man): A young man needs to travel. Backpack, passport, writing materials (or wireless laptop these days, I guess). Flip a coin to decide "East or West", follow your nose for 6 months and come back. Write about it.

Then you'll be 25 going on 50.

sorry for giving advice; it worked for me. I learned my strengths and weaknesses, and the solitude helped me make peace with this guy I walk around with inside.


Choo godit, daddio. Weez been agreen. ~:smoking:

[KukriKhan]

Choo godit, daddio. Weez been agreen. ~:smoking:

:bow:

"rocket scientist" in the thing got:


There are no matches for this search, please try again by adjusting the search parameters. Thank you.


I guess we're all under-qualified. :beam:

I'm scared to enter "brain surgeon".

[CountArach]

A Capo text file... hmmm... :wink:

[LeftEyeNine]

If having a Bachelor's Degree at Business Administration branch with a good level of English knowledge, high computer skills and talent of building fluent communications with people will let me earn 7648681 $ /month (I can accept Euros as well), I'm moving to where you live...right now !

[LeftEyeNine]

(Take it from an old man): A young man needs to travel. Backpack, passport, writing materials (or wireless laptop these days, I guess). Flip a coin to decide "East or West", follow your nose for 6 months and come back. Write about it.

Then you'll be 25 going on 50.

sorry for giving advice; it worked for me. I learned my strengths and weaknesses, and the solitude helped me make peace with this guy I walk around with inside.

Despite to have reacted in a seemingly different manner, I'll be travelling into the deep:daisy: soon, Kukri-sensei (Istanbul, that is). I need it, yes. "Solitude" is completely a different story for me, that's what my previous post was all about.

And I love elder people and I love them shedding light. Please don't hesitate for any further.

:bow:

[KukriKhan]

A Capo text file... hmmm... :wink:

Hehe. I shudda cropped that screenie a bit, huh?

It and "roll.txt" are where I keep all my speculations on who is who in that game. Sadly, they mostly turn out wrong. :laugh4:

LEN: I just don't want to become one of those old guys who gives advice at the drop of a hat. Next thing you know, I would start sentences with: "When I was a lad...", and young men will roll their eyes and ignore me (or run away). But, thanks for the encouragement. :bow:

:get off my lawn:

[Caius]

I wish I was 24 again.

Oh, wait...

[Togakure]

I wish I was 24 again. Youth is wasted on the youth.
:laugh4: INDEED! I was thinking the same thing. Thanks for the from-the-gut laugh.

[Vladimir]

Y'know what I like about high school girls? I get older but they stay the same age.

[Ianofsmeg16]

I generally find if someone isnt happy with their life right now they arent doing enough...go for a walk, preferably one that involves walking up and down a big hill, 9 times out of 10 you'll have an epiphany

Walks make you think, no joke.

[pevergreen]

If I'm walking, its to get somewhere. If I want to think, I begin scheming. Hehehe...wait...

[LeftEyeNine]

I generally find if someone isnt happy with their life right now they arent doing enough...go for a walk, preferably one that involves walking up and down a big hill, 9 times out of 10 you'll have an epiphany

Walks make you think, no joke.

Thinking is something I do all the time, without specifically wanting to do it, mate.

Too much thinking hurts though.

[Somebody Else]

Just remember gents, you're only as old as the young lady you feel.