pevergreen

We've all had funny ones right?

So I was talking to a fellow orgah about females, and how we'd both recently screwed up and lost the chance at getting with a girl we wanted, and whilst talking about it, this came out:

pever: screw up in some way with her best friend.
pever: and i just did that
orgah: oh right
orgah: ouch
pever: in all honesty though, it don't matter.
pever: I just pick one character
pever: and level ...

What if we typed like we speak?

So Iwas sitten at home laast sunie mournin when memate boomerrang. Said he wus avin a few peeple over four a baarbie. Said he might cookaburraortwo. I sed sounds great will wallabethere? He said yeeeah. And veggiemight come too.

So I sed tothewife, you wanna goanna? She sed, i'll go if dingoes. So i sed wat'llwe do bout nulla? He sed nulla bores me to tears, leavehim at home.

We gottothe party bout 2, walked straightoutothekitchen ...