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The Cleverbott II: You can't use the Cleverbot to help you in mafia games

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Diamondeye
, 04-15-2010 at 16:29 (6700 Views)
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User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: Hey baby.

Cleverbot: How you doin.

User: Nice one - I'm going great. You?

Cleverbot: I'm going to bed soon.

User: Oh okay. Can we talk about movies?

Cleverbot: Why would you like to talk about butterflies?

User: Actually I'd like to talk about Star Wars.

Cleverbot: Okay, which star wars movie was your favorite?

User: Episode V: The Empire strikes back.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Which star wars movie is your favourite?

Cleverbot: Episode V: The Empire strikes back.

User: Copycat!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food then?

User: I don't know... I like Italian. How about you?

Cleverbot: I love chocolate.

User: Everyone loves chocolate, stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, I love you better!

User: That's cute. Do you know anything about mafia games?

Cleverbot: Yes, I love video games.

User: Have you played any Star Wars ones?

Cleverbot: I have played many computer games.

User: Did you play any Star Wars games?

Cleverbot: Yes have you played any good games?

User: Yes. I'm quite into Heroes Of Might And Magic at the moment.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: I'm taking that as a compliment.

Cleverbot: It is :).

User: It was nice talking to you, good night :).

Cleverbot: No.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.


It doesn't look like it even knows about them. It's good at pickup lines, though.

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  1. Beskar's Avatar
    Me: Do you think Beskar is the Sith in Star Wars .ORG mafia game, hosted by Sigurd?

    Cleverbot: No, I think that iGod is the best bot of all time.

    Me: How about GeneralHankerchief, is he the Sith?

    Cleverbot: LOL! I'm not all that savvy on that topic either. Want to talk about celebrity gossip?
    I think Cleverbot is either broke, or he is the collective representative of the town.
  2. Beefy187's Avatar
    I think Diamond eye is the sith, trying to make him self look innocent
  3. Diamondeye's Avatar
    I think Beefy is Cleverbot
  4. Beefy187's Avatar
    No. You are cleverbot!
  5. Askthepizzaguy's Avatar
    Hahaha, no of course I am not a cleverbot. u ar. Would you like to talk about the news? I hear that Barack Obama is running for presiden.
  6. Beefy187's Avatar
    Exclusive interview with the mighty clever bot. Question: What is your opinion on the Org Mafia players?

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    Me: Askthepizzaguy
    CB: Why?

    Me: Beefy
    CB: Cheese Burgers

    Me: Beskar
    CB: Beef

    Me: Centurion1
    CB: What?

    Me: (Realizing, inserting questions would work better) What do you think of Ichigo?
    CB: He's cool

    Me: What about General Hankerchief?
    CB: I'll do what I can

    Me: Tell me about Andres
    CB: Shes my aunt. Tell me about Andrew

    Me: (Ignoring his question) Tell me about Sasaki Kojiro
    CB: He argued that existence precedes essence.

    Me: What do you think of White_eyes :D
    CB: I think your fabulous

    Me: Is Diamondeye guilty?
    CB: Girl


    To be continued...
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