Bumper Stickers: #1 Predictor of Road Rage

That car ahead of you with the "My Child is an Honor Student" sticker? The minivan with the "Support Our Troops" and the magnetic yellow ribbon? Steer clear of them. Don't make any sudden gestures. They're ready to explode.

People who customize their cars with stickers and other adornments are more prone to road rage than other people, according to researchers in Colorado. [...]

“The number of territory markers predicted road rage better than vehicle value, condition or any of the things that we normally associate with aggressive driving,” say Szlemko. What's more, only the number of bumper stickers, and not their content, predicted road rage — so "Jesus saves" may be just as worrying to fellow drivers as "Don't mess with Texas".

Szlemko admits that he is not entirely surprised by the results. “We have to remember that humans are animals too," he says. "It's unrealistic to believe that we should not be territorial.”

Now what does that say about me, who wants to get some clever stickers but can't think of any? :laugh: