List as many things you think is unconstitutional and you win a romantic weekend with me and a rubber chicken...
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List as many things you think is unconstitutional and you win a romantic weekend with me and a rubber chicken...
- Spitting on the sidewalk
- Thinking about latex nipples
- Wife beating
- Dog beating
- Egg beating
- Saying rude things to the Vice President
- Mooning the commander in chief
- Mooning the Supreme Court
- Mooning the Senate
- (Showing your cheeks and browneye to Congress, however, is perfectly Constitutional)
- Reading Archie Comics after age five
- Convincing her that this is a game "all brothers and sisters play"
- Discharging a firearm at the moment of orgasm
- Investing your inheritance in corn futures
- Buying a Pontiac Aztek of your own free will
- Forming an army with the intent of overthrowing the federal government
- Contriving to reverse the Louisiana Purchase
- Making Scientology the State Religion and appointing Tom Cruise the Secretary of Thetans
- Promulgating any law that changes the value of Pi
- Anything involving silly walks
- Harvesting your fellow citizens for food, even if you call it "Soylent Green"
- Naming ferret legging as "the uniquely American sport"
- Dancing to the disco classic "Hot Stuff"
- Lederhosen
- Wienerschnitzel
- Schadenfreude
- Lebensraum
- Farfegnugen
- Weltanschung
- Emo eyeliner
I give...I´m prepared to accept as unconstitutional any thing Strike For The South wants....just make it stop!!!! :wall::laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
Making threads about the unconstitutionality of various things is unconstitutional.
Texas.
So far Lemurs in the lead, buck up fellas, a world of deviant excess awaits you, me, and my rubber chicken...
Everything apparently.
A rubber chicken Dave? I'm glad to see you are into safe sex.
American accents, I mean did the revolutionary leaders even have them? If not they should be made illegal.