Since the only quote threads ended in 2005, and I am not a fan of necroposting, I have made this thread for everyone to post any quotes that are thought provoking, funny or are just interesting in general. I will start with some Carl Sagan...
"Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere." -Carl Sagan (Cosmos page 4)
There is no limit on quote length and sourcing would be nice for those who might want to read more from a particular person. (Got mine from wikiquotes, don't know how accurate they are).
-ACIN
10-16-2008, 01:53
seireikhaan
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*blind man heckling a comic
"GET OFF THE STAGE!"
*waits a few seconds
"IS HE OFF THE STAGE YET?"
10-16-2008, 01:55
Reverend Joe
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So it goes.
Kurt Vonnegut.
10-16-2008, 01:55
Csargo
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The sig.
10-16-2008, 01:58
seireikhaan
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Sorry for the double post.
Stephen Colbert-
"Wait, they're actually selling sand to Iraq? That's like selling :daisy: to Washington!
10-16-2008, 02:00
LeftEyeNine
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My recent times have been enlightened with the wisest set of words one mind could speak on behalf of me:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl Gustav Jung
Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible.
I should have been able to meet that brain so as to be better. Feeling understood always eases your pain since it yields a delusion of not being lonely at least to an extent.
10-16-2008, 02:37
TevashSzat
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Refer to sig below
10-16-2008, 02:39
Strike For The South
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sig
10-16-2008, 02:41
pevergreen
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Quote:
"Having fun there, with your abnormally low nipples?"
I havent got low nipples, their just right.
"You know the radiation there is going to kill you."
Ah, radiation, my one true foe. Wait no, I dont care. Begone with you
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
Do you want to Sarathos?
The entire Wine In Front Of Me speech.
10-16-2008, 02:44
Mikeus Caesar
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Lemur's brilliant thoughts on Zimbabwe, which i have written down somewhere and am too lazy to find, so i shall type from (my awful) memory.
"Mugabe's hand-crafted hellhole is like a cross between one of Stalin's five year plans and the Khmer Rouge's Year Zero 'Everybody dies' adventure"
10-16-2008, 03:25
drone
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.Org quotes - see sig
Non .Org quote:
"My advice to you, is to start drinking heavily." John Blutarsky
10-16-2008, 03:54
AlexanderSextus
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In Science we have finally come back to the pre-Socratic philosopher Heraclitus, who said everything is flow, flux, process. There are no "things." NOTHINGNESS in Eastern language is "no-thingness." We in the West think of nothingness as a void, an emptiness, an nonexistence. In Eastern philosophy and modern physical science, nothingness — no-thingness — is a form of process, ever moving. - Bruce Lee
10-16-2008, 11:24
Hosakawa Tito
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It's impossible to pick a single favorite, here are three:
Quote:
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
—Lao-Tze
Quote:
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.—Wayne Gretzky
Quote:
Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching —Unknown Author
10-16-2008, 11:49
CountArach
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I seek clarification on whether or not political quotes are allowed in the Kingdom of Peace and Love.
Also, see sig.
10-16-2008, 12:49
Hooahguy
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"a room without books is like a body without a soul"
-Cicero
i actually posted over 1,500 quotes on my bedroom wall....
ill post those later.... (jk)
10-16-2008, 13:41
naut
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"You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays."
Nikolai Gogol
10-16-2008, 13:51
Andres
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
- Einstein
10-16-2008, 14:39
Kekvit Irae
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"From this arises the question whether it is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved. It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved." -Niccolo Machiavelli
"It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle." -Sun Tzu
"I am the state." -Louis XIV
"Not one step back!"
"In the Soviet Army, it takes more courage to retreat than advance."
"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic." -Joseph Stalin
"so i herd u liek mudkipz?" -Anonymous
10-16-2008, 14:54
Gregoshi
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Short ones:
"Yes" - Kosh (Babylon 5)
"I drank what?" - Socrates (joke)
10-16-2008, 14:56
Kralizec
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Those who like sausage and respect the law shouldn't watch either being produced
(attributed to both Bismarck and William IV, probably apocryphal)
L'etat, c'est moi
Louis XIV (again apocryphal)
@LeftEyeNine: just curious, have you read Jung's works directly? I've become interested in some of his ideas lately.
10-16-2008, 15:38
Subedei
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Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness.
(both Zhuangzi)
"When the goinig gets weird, the weird turn pro!"
(Hunter S. Thompson)
10-16-2008, 15:46
Meneldil
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'It's not that I'm old. Your music really does suck.'
My father.
10-16-2008, 16:45
Lemur
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
I seek clarification on whether or not political quotes are allowed in the Kingdom of Peace and Love.
I would say that depends on the quote, honestly. If you're not sure, just PM me and/or Hosa and we'll sort it out quickly.
While we're on quotes, here's a great one I read yesterday:
"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things." — Russell Baker
And a big one to live by:
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place." — Mark Twain
10-16-2008, 18:12
Hooahguy
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i need to add another one!
"you dont win wars by dieing for your country- you win wars by making the other poor dumb *bleep* die for his country!"
-General George S. Patton
10-16-2008, 18:13
LeftEyeNine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenring
Those who like sausage and respect the law shouldn't watch either being produced
(attributed to both Bismarck and William IV, probably apocryphal)
L'etat, c'est moi
Louis XIV (again apocryphal)
@LeftEyeNine: just curious, have you read Jung's works directly? I've become interested in some of his ideas lately.
Well, all I knew about him was his theory of psyche up to now. After seeing this brilliant harmony of words, I've read several summaries about his life, his ideas/works and such, not that I can say I KNOW about him yet.
10-16-2008, 18:47
Marius Dynamite
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"Such is the fate of all who oppose us!"
10-16-2008, 19:03
Thermal
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'STEWIE WILL RULE THE WORLD, WITH MR ZOMBIE....YES....YOU'LL SEE :shifty: -me
10-16-2008, 20:53
Mouzafphaerre
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My quotes.txt file:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Code:
QUOTE AUTHOR SOURCE
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. Richard Feynman
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. Richard Feynman
I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring Richard Feynman (Last words)
I think it would be a good idea! Mohandas Karamçand Gandhi (In reply to a reporter's question "What do you think of Western Civilization?")
A man can be destroyed but not defeated. Ernest Hemingway The Old Man and The Sea (1952)
On résiste à l'invasion des armées; on ne résiste pas à l'invasion des idées Victor Hugo
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind. Albert Einstein The World as I see it (1934)
I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details. Albert Einstein
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein Scientific American. New York: Sep 2002. Vol. 287, Iss. 3; pg. 102
Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. Albert Einstein Albert Einstein: Philosopher Scientist. (1949)
Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle; old age a regret. Benjamin D'Israeli Coningsby (1844)
Ignorance never settles a question. Benjamin D'Israeli Speech in the House of Commons (May 14, 1866)
To be conscious that you are ignorant of the facts is a great step to knowledge. Benjamin D'Israeli Sybil, or The Two Nations (1845)
Dubium sapientiae initium. René Descartes Meditationes de prima philosophiae
不患人之不己之,患不知人也。 (I am not bothered by the fact that I am unknown. I am bothered when I do not know others.) Kong Fu Zi
学而不思则罔,思而不学则殆。 (To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous.) Kong Fu Zi
见贤思齐焉;见不贤而内自省也。 (When you see a good person, think of becoming like him. When you see someone not so good, reflect on your own weak points.) Kong Fu Zi
APPETITVS RATIONI PAREAT (Rule your desires by reason) Marcus Tullius Cicero
OBSEQVIVM PARIT AMICOS; VERITAS PARIT ODIVM (Compromice makes friends; truth makes hate) Marcus Tullius Cicero
INTER ARMA ENIM SILENT LEGES (Amongst arms, Law stands mute) Marcus Tullius Cicero Pro Milone
Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin The Great Dictator (The Jewish Barber) (1940)
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one. George Washington Letter to Harriet Washington
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. (The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.) Blaise Pascal Pensées
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it. El-Hajj Malik el Shabazz (Malcolm X) Malcolm X Speaks (1965)
You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. El-Hajj Malik el Shabazz (Malcolm X) Malcolm X Speaks (1965)
凡是敵人反對的,我們就要擁護;凡是敵人擁護的,我們就要反對。 (We shall support whatever our enemies oppose; and oppose whatever our enemies support) Mao Zedong Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong
没有一个人民的军队,便没有人民的一切。 (Without the people an army has nothing.) Mao Zedong Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong
And I submit to you that if a man has not discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Speech at the Great March on Detroit, 23/7/1963
NOS NVMERVS SVMVS ET FRVGES CONSVMERE NATI. (We are but numbers, born to consume resources.) Quintus Horatius Flaccus Epistles I,ii,27
IRA FVROR BREVIS EST. (Anger is a short madness.) Quintus Horatius Flaccus Epistles I,ii,62
DVLCE ET DECORVM EST PRO PATRIA MORI. (It is sweet and honorable to die for the fatherland.) Quintus Horatius Flaccus Odes III, ii, 13
PVLVIS ET VMBRA SVMVS. (We are dust and shadow.) Quintus Horatius Flaccus Odes IV, vii, 16
History is for the future not the past. The dead don't read. QwertyMIDX Totalwar.ORG forums
Nationalism is a serious mental disorder. Captain Lou Ellaybe Island
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. Flameberge Ellaybe Island
We cannot choose who we are, but what are we but the sum of our choices? Flameberge Ellaybe Island
In view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more often likely to be foolish than sensible. Bertrand Russell
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings (The Fellowship of the Ring, I/2, Gandalf's words)
...I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend... J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers, IV/5, Faramir's words)
The servant has a claim on the master for service, even service in fear. J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers, IV/6)
It is best to love first what you are fitted to love... J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings (The Return of the King, V/8, Merry's words)
...tears are the very wine of blessedness. J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings (The Return of the King, VI/4)
...those who will defend authority against rebellion must not themselves rebel. J.R.R. Tolkien The Silmarillion (Quenta Silmarillion, VI)
...and we cannot dwell in the time that is to come, lest we lose our now for a phantom of our own design. J.R.R. Tolkien Unfinished Tales (Part Two: The Second Age, II: Aldarion and Erendis, Erendis's words)
But of bliss and glad life there is little to be said, before it ends; as works fair and wonderful, while still they endure for eyes to see, are their own record, and only when they are in peril or broken for ever do they pass into song. J.R.R. Tolkien The Silmarillion (Quenta Silmarillion, X)
Þæs ofereode; þisses swa mæg. Déor the Minstrel Exeter Book
I plan to live forever!.. or die trying. Vila Restal Blake's 7 (1;4)
Je parle espagnol à Dieu, italien aux femmes, français aux hommes, et allemand à mon cheval. Karl V
The point of Zen is to confuse the intellect into seeing the futility of concrete ideas. D.C. Simpson Ozy and Millie ("Words, Wisdom, W.", 11/7/2000, Isolde's words)
I love modernism. It's the only time where you can fail elementary school art class and still make millions of dollars. Kekvit Irae Totalwar.ORG forums
Ulan öküz Anadolulu! Sizin milliyetçilikle, komünizmle ne işiniz var? Milliyetçilik lazımsa onu biz yaparız. Komünizm gerekirse onu da biz getiririz. Sizin iki vazifeniz var: Birincisi, çiftçilik yapıp mahsul yetiştirmek. İkincisi, askere çağırdığımızda askere gelmek. Nevzat Tandoğan
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The three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. Banquo's Ghost TotalWar.ORG Forums
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Welles
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10-16-2008, 22:10
||Lz3||
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wellington
Wise men learn when they can, fools when they must
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
-Esto del cortejo es como el tango: absurdo y pura floritura. Pero usted es el hombre y le toca llevar la iniciativa.
-¿La iniciativa? ¿Yo?
-¿Qué quiere? Algún precio tenía que tener el poder mear de pie
(-Courtship is like tango, absurd and only flourish. But you're the man and is up to you to take the initiative
-Initiative? me?
-What do you want? , some price it had to had being able to pee standing)
10-16-2008, 22:51
King Henry V
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Some quotes from a great film with Trevor Howard, "Sir Henry at Rawlinson End":
"I never met a man I didn't mutilate"
"If I had all the money that I'd spent on drink...I'd spend it on drink!"