People who play EB are sexy!

What further proof could you need? Just look in the mirror! And if you are in any doubt just check out the EB babes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yznCGjnV4o

EB may not take place in the far east but by God playing EB sure makes us attractive to the mostly far-east asian EB babes! These girls can't get enough of us sexy people who regularly do gorgeous things such as 'move troops in the north,' 'beseige Bibracte' and 'flank the phalangites with my Hetairoi'

Yes gentlemen we are walking talking Sex Gods.

Here is proof of one of your fellow EBers' sexyness. This is me in one of my most glorious and respectable moods over a year ago. About 3 and a half mins in you can see EBs awesome influence as I attempt to say 'Toxotai Misthophoroi' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogpjl9pwslg

Who could resist!!!????



(I wrote this when I was high on caffeine earlier in the TWC forum. I found it hilarious at the time and I still find it mildly amusing)

Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

Originally Posted by Fixiwee:
Next time I end up chatting to a Girl at a bar, I'll make sure to tell her how I used "Metellus to move my troops up north" and how Kaeso besieged Sidon. I'm sure I'll end up with some snu-snu.

Its a guaranteed success. I try not to drop the EB bomb too often when I go out because I embarrass all the other guys and make them look silly when I leave with 5 of the hottest girls at the bar on each arm after mentioning how I got a Heroic Victory in Celtiberia against the Lusitanians. Makes them go wet as october...

3D is pig disgusting.

Oh the EB babes are old. They have been posted and found before.

Originally Posted by Moros:
Oh the EB babes are old. They have been posted and found before.

what the heck is all this about?:inquisitive:

EDIT: I mean, what is the EB babes about? are they really about EB-the mod?

Sure TPC and Bovi founded it. ~:rolleyes: Which is what made the latter's mother in law so angry. :sweatdrop:~;)

Originally Posted by Ibrahim:
what the heck is all this about?:inquisitive:

EDIT: I mean, what is the EB babes about? are they really about EB-the mod?

Lol no that would be pretty cool if they were. I think they are just a typical bunch of average to good looking girls who think that because one or two guys said they are attractive they have taken it upon themselves to try and make a carrier out of being an airhead. I think EB must stand for something else for them and its just a coincidence that the name of their group is the EB Babes. Dunno what it stands for though I'm sure I could find out with a little effort but I'm not that bothered.

Originally Posted by Moros:
Sure TPC and Bovi founded it. ~:rolleyes: Which is what made the latter's mother in law so angry. :sweatdrop:~;)

LOL yeah these girls heard about us sexy people from the internet and all made a fan group. Many of them come from Japan and China but Mimi and Kiwi are from Singapore and Vietnam respectively. They met in Manilla where they decided to fly to random places around the world getting into photo shoots for magazines promoting glorious Europa Barbarorum and its sexy participants. I have used up my lifetimes supply of sperm in these girls. C'est la vie I guess.

I think i would get a negative reaction if i said "My phalanx is advancing on you tonight"....

Sounds like a bad porn movie.

"You hold 'er up front, while I charge from the rear!"

even better, or worse..."You make me wanna pick up my sarissa"

you have got to see my gaesetae costume :D

Originally Posted by Space_Ed:
Lol no that would be pretty cool if they were. I think they are just a typical bunch of average to good looking girls who think that because one or two guys said they are attractive they have taken it upon themselves to try and make a carrier out of being an airhead. I think EB must stand for something else for them and its just a coincidence that the name of their group is the EB Babes. Dunno what it stands for though I'm sure I could find out with a little effort but I'm not that bothered.

why thanks for enlighteneing me.

I can see it now. 3am, Saturday.

"Oh fuzz, yes, yes! Push into Anatolia! Sack my Bithynia!"

edit; ....on second thought, I'd run if I heard that :P

Where's a Hetaira when you need one?

Originally Posted by Subotan:
Where's a Hetaira when you need one?

:nice:

EB has done WONDERS to my sex life.

All I gotta do, is walk into the club as confident as ever, pick out any girl that strikes me entertaining...and whisper this in her ear...

"...you know, Alexander the Great? Well, I'm what inspired his father, Phillip II, to use extra long shafts to penetrate any enemy of the state. I am deadly with an overhand and underhand thrust... ;)"

They never know what the hell I'm actually talking about, but all the talk about shafts and thrusting just gets them all hot and bothered.

Works 60% of the time, all the time!

ACIN and Methuselah need to see this...

"How about i catch you in Hannibal's perfect envelopement manouver"
Maybe if this goes on long enough then a decent pick up line might appear.
The stangest thing would be if they reciprocated with some sort of antiquity based flirtation...would that be a good thing?

What I can see from this post are three things.
1. There are no women playing EB. I found once a girl playing Age of Empires II, and she almost beat me (so she was good).
2. Who was the guy that designed de Gaesetae??? In a very old post he said he inspired in himself for the design of the units, so he must be the only guy playing EB who gets laid.
3. We all have the yellow fever. I love asian girls, they are so.... cute????

As im living in the far east I might as well spread the wonders of EB here...

Might take a while to organise babes though :sweatdrop:

Guys, the EB babes is a group of sexy dancers and entertainers. EB stands for Eat Bulaga, a noon time TV shows in the Philippines. The EB babes are founded by this noon time TV show to entertain the viewers. Before EB babes, there were the Sex Bomb Dancers. The other channel got this Viva hot babes to compete with the Sex Bomb Dancers.

Originally Posted by gamegeek2:
ACIN and Methuselah need to see this...

DEAR GOD, I ASK NOTHING FROM YOU, EXCEPT THAT FOOT DOES NOT LOCK THE GREATEST THREAD THE EB FORUMS HAVE EVER SEEN!


Edit: There are females playing EB?

o rly? pix plz

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name:
DEAR GOD, I ASK NOTHING FROM YOU, EXCEPT THAT FOOT DOES NOT LOCK THE GREATEST THREAD THE EB FORUMS HAVE EVER SEEN!


Edit: There are females playing EB?

Yes there are.


https://i185.photobucket.com/albums/...e/inb4lock.jpg

check this out!

http://www.eatbulaga.tv/ebbabes/index.htm

That bulge in Aang's pants is interesting.

Yes I know of someone who is quite good looking and she has finished one casse campaing...

However.. I should not say more of this or his BF might come and hit me :sweatdrop:

Please don't lock, it's entertaining! :dancinglock:

http://www.gifflix.com/files/933cc5f311b4.gif
https://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...ukca/ibtl1.jpg