Humor in the face of CTD

Quote:

MANAGER: Don’t wait because your piece is still in pieces! Whatever you’ve concocted is sure to be a hit, and simple recipes are simple to serve up. Nor does it help to offer anything complete — your audience will only tear it apart.

POET: You don’t appreciate how low such hackwork is, or how unworthy of a genuine artist. I see that you derive your principles from the fine efforts of incompetents.

MANAGER: Your accusation doesn’t hurt my feelings; a man who wants to be effective must know the worth of proper tools.

– Goethe, Faus

Props goto the HMMER website for posting it. Anyone else have any amusing thoughts/quotes/xkcd/dilbert about ETW?