Fry it, put some butter on it, make it sizzle, just as long as theres boxes of it in my fridge, imma make me some bacon, then eat it all.
-ACIN
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Fry it, put some butter on it, make it sizzle, just as long as theres boxes of it in my fridge, imma make me some bacon, then eat it all.
-ACIN
I like to deep fry it myself.
YES!
im making bagels and lox!
THIS THREAD IS FOR MAKIN BAC0N ONLY!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Bagels and lox are just so not connected with bacon. Fried baloney, on the other hand, is very much comparable (and preferable, of course). :crowngrin:
Bagels and Lox taste even better when they're topped with crumbled bacon.
And even better if it all deep fried together.
Traitor to the Crown.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
Now's a good time to buy bacon; the price is dropping here about 50% out of fear of Swine Flu.
Yeah baby. Never let a good crisis go to waste. Everything tastes better with crumbled bacon on it, even ice cream.~:wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
Of course! I am Cajun. Why do you think they stuffed us on ships, and sent us out of Acadia? We could never be loyal to "The Crown."Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
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And we put pork in and on everything. I'm thinking of making a car out of salted pork bellies... that way if I get hungry while driving, I can just nibble on my carburetor.
Only way to have bacon is to buy it by the slab, cut it thick yourself and cook it in the oven on a cooling rack sitting in a cooking sheet.
Oooh, I hadn't thought about how cheap bacon might get. Everybody, make sure to tell your neighbor that you heard swine flu is spread by bacon, and bacon alone. When we've driven the price down to 99 cents a pack we can declare victory!
i had bacon at lunch, considering the fall in price my meal should have been cheaper. o-well for bacon i would have paid x2 (but dont tell THEM that).
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Begun the bacon wars have.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
As a result of this price drop in bacon, I'm quite sure baloney, a viable substitute, will experience a rising price. Shame. :no:
How is baloney a viable substitute for bacon?Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
It's not like pancetta.
What is ACIN's opinion on Turkey Bacon??
It's blasphemy. Anyone who tries such a food will be labeled a criminal under bacon law and will have their soul sent to the evil broccoli forest for all eternity when they die by the almighty bacon god, Bacondes the bacon Hades, which is guarded by the immortal but swine flu infected pig Cerbacerus.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexanderSextus
-ACIN
ok well what if i ate real bacon before eating the turkey bacon?Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
i have like 3 packs of turkey bacon in my fridge, and 2 packs of real bacon.
Hey... because of the dammit swine flu... bacons (who allready haram by majority of my fellow countrymen - read: Indonesia)... WAS BANNED HERE UNTIL THE SWINE FLU OUTBREAK WAS DOUSED!!!! PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME TONS OF BACONS!!!!!!:wall::wall::wall::help:
Boy, talk about unclear on the concept. Somebody needs to tell the Health Ministry of Indonesia that Swine Flu is not spread by pork products. Not unless you have carnal knowledge with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf