Your most ultimatest country, evah!!!

I'm bored (have some essays due, you guys get it) and have decided that it would ultimately awsome if we all created the most awsomest countries evah. I mean like, you can have whatever, speak whatever and export/import whatever, like imaginary land for people who play Total War!

My most ultimatest country would be:

New Zooland!

Even better than Old Zooland!

We would be the Zoolanders, a race so in tune with nature, we make out with trees, 4 real.
The language is whatever we can make of it, no one has ever written a dictionary, in fact no one has ever written! We believe in the Great White Goat, who digested into existance the world we now live in.

Our capital city is a small alternative camper-van park in the middle of the Pixie forest, where Tree Zebras swing atop the canopy of coffee trees and the monkey cats paint nice little finger portraits of themselves.

Our main export is the Ready Made Zoo and it keeps the economy going, every tuesday we all do a bit of work or whatever, before going back into a lazy trance.

Our main import is the camper-van.

Tree chopping of any kind is forbidden, because trees here have vocal cords and anything which can scream like that has automatic Human Rights.

We have been in 56 different wars, and lost every one.

Hmm, I've lost that train of thought for now.

But you guys should all join in! I don't wanna be lonely...

Texas

There are vast plains to the north were sugar can is grown for the manufature of rum.

The primary mode of transport is the flying pig.

The currency is a good firm handshake.

All disputes are solved by cricket.

All the past 56 wars were over rum and lasted only until the next shipment arrived.

There are also many other names this great country goes by, one of them being Strayla.

Scotland the Brave! :scotland:

Euzkadi!

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Originally Posted by CountArach

Texas

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Import Texas into Australia and rename it Texas.

Yorkshire coffee.

Yorkshire model.

Yorkshire soap.

Yorkshire football.

Yorkshire FTW! :2thumbsup:

texas

Texas

Aye, well they say that Texas is just the USA version of Yorkshire. :yes:

They also say there are only two things that come out of Texas...

United States of Europe FTW.

Burkina Faso, for their sheer gall in naming their capital Ouagadougou.

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Burkina Faso, for their sheer gall in naming their capital Ouagadougou.

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A cigar here please. :yes:

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the brave and free!

'Cause seriously, who wouldn't want Groucho Marx for President?

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Originally Posted by Default the Magyar

Tree chopping of any kind is forbidden, because trees here have vocal cords and anything which can scream like that has automatic Human Rights.

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In about an hour you better get some ear plugs. ~:smoking:

No need to create it, it already exists.

Brazil - everyone's just cool and hangs out on the beach and girls play beach volley in skimpy bikinis...

Texas is bigger than France

Lone Star State baby (everyone else is doing it so why don't i join in)

Well, the best Hypothetical country ever is

1) A Khanate of the Christian Mongols in M2TW Kingdoms (Khanate of Jerusalem?!?)
---> A mix of Templar and Mongol forces....:laugh4: They have the deadliest cavalry ever, with excellent heavy infantrymen too...

2) Crossbred of Hellen and Romans in EB... (Pretend Pyrrhos really trash Roma, and instead of dissloving it, he crown himself into Basileus of Roma...) --> A phalanx army who can throw pila....

:laugh4: LOL

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Originally Posted by Cute Wolf

A phalanx army who can throw pila....

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That would be the most terrifying force in history.

Unless there are elephants with catapults on their backs...

Catapults? who need catapults if you can use ballistic rockets in their back instead... (Rocket Elephants in M2TW)...... Oh... and those Yubtseb Mammoth in vanilla RTW... they can use ICBM :laugh4: