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well, i have Adblock, so i dont see ads. :grin:

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Originally Posted by Hooahguy

well, i have Adblock, so i dont see ads. :grin:

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And I severely regret downloading it after realizing I'm missing out on this. Nice find, Reverend. :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

And I severely regret downloading it after realizing I'm missing out on this. Nice find, Reverend. :laugh4:

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well, i have slow internet connection, so its worth it.

:laugh4:

-insert awful pun here-

I wonder what Beirut got?

Probably this.

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Originally Posted by Hooahguy

well, i have Adblock, so i dont see ads. :grin:

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Yeah, same here. I recollect that ads would have their own history, coming in waves, but those times are long gone. Now I am utterly acknowledgeable in advertisements. What a shame :no::shame:


That said, why do you only have two PMs, Reverend Joe :inquisitive:? Do you delete them? Or do you not receive many? I need to send you one ASAP :2thumbsup:.

Somewhere, Beirut is cackling madly.

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Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

That said, why do you only have two PMs, Reverend Joe :inquisitive:? Do you delete them? Or do you not receive many? I need to send you one ASAP :2thumbsup:.

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:thinking: I just delete them... why?

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Originally Posted by Martok

Somewhere, Beirut is cackling madly.

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Oh great, now my curiosity is ignited. Why, Martok? What is the reference here?

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Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

Oh great, now my curiosity is ignited. Why, Martok? What is the reference here?

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Beirut is a Canadian lumberjack. :yes:

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Beirut is a Canadian lumberjack. :yes:

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Oh, yeah, I remember now. That picture of him with the chainsaw and himself reaffirming your statement... Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Martok

Somewhere, Beirut is cackling madly.

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Cackle?

I guffaw, chuckle, laugh, snort, snicker, and have been known to giggle like a little girl, but I do not cackle.

The nerve! :inquisitive:

Maybe the ads vary for different countries or something, because I only ever get ads for online games and sometimes holiday deals.

All I keep seeing is "Buzzed driving is drunk driving."

I feel as though i'm missing out... All I'm getting are dull online games...

Well, I haven't seen it since, so no worries, all.

Maybe I made them realize their "mistake".

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut

Beirut is a Canadian lumberjack. :yes:

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Can't ... resist ... the urge ...

Beirut, do you fit all the requirements in that song?

suspenders and a bra in a bar?

All I know is I'm gonna be careful in the bars if I ever go to Canada.
Also, he's talking about a British Columbian lumberjack, despite the mounties!

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Originally Posted by The New Che Guevara

Beirut, do you fit all the requirements in that song?

suspenders and a bra in a bar?

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Depends if I'm with friends or not. :sunny:

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here. Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."

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Originally Posted by Beirut

Cackle?

I guffaw, chuckle, laugh, snort, snicker, and have been known to giggle like a little girl, but I do not cackle.

The nerve! :inquisitive:

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Pish-posh. I can totally see you cackling! Don't deny you've done it; I know better. :whip:

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here. Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."

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On the brightside, you've got wood for the new porch...

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Pish-posh. I can totally see you cackling! Don't deny you've done it; I know better. :whip:

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Camel bollocks! I deny the charge. ~:pissed:

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here. Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."

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First off - never let the wife watch (especially film). Prospective girlfriends, other guy's wives, or any other woman you want to bed, fine, but never your own wife. It's a curse from the Gods.

Second - destroy the whole house, not part of it. Your deductible will kill any fun you might have had with the insurance money on a claim that small.

Third, your saw looked (and sounded) a bit small for the job. A proper sized saw for the job allows better control of your cuts.

Fourth - hard to tell from the video, but your notch looked too deep. You lose a lot of control over the drop that way.

Fifth - hire pros.

Sixth - you have snow?

Seventh - sell your saws and buy beer.

Eighth - how come you wife sounds like my grandmother? Is your wife my grandmother? Grampa, is that you?

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Hey Beirut, since you're a pro, I wonder if you could critique my work here. Wife says "disaster," I say "overreaction."

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was that actually you?

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Originally Posted by Hooahguy

was that actually you?

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Uh, yeah, sure that video was of me. What, do you think I would just post some hilarious video that I found and claim it was mine to provoke our resident lumberjack? How dare I! I mean, how could I possibly do that?

No, that video was taken this morning. We, uh, had a late, uh, snow.

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Originally Posted by Lemur

We, uh, had a late, uh, snow.

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im sure Al Gore is fuming somewhere.... :smash:

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Originally Posted by Beirut

Seventh - sell your saws and buy beer.

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Aw, man, why does he have to choose between saws and beer? Why not both at once? Who knows what wonders will arise from such a beautiful combination?

Edit: I tried to find a funny chainsaw sculpture but apparently chainsaw sculptors have no sense of humor (ooh, you made a mermaid... fascinating.)

Edit 2: good enough.