(JOKE) Some EB Factions and their Cartoon Equivalents

Well, according to our "common sense"

Avernii & Aedui: Asterix & Obelix
~ Well, the super-strong potion infused super soldiers.... well, no more description needed....
Aedui = Obelix ; Who loves eating boars as much as paint them on their banner... eheh
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_01aed.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...56/Obelix1.png
Avernii = Asterix ; The another of course
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_03arv.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...6/Asterix1.png

Casse: Peter Pan
~ It looks like the Casse AI wish to become a child forever, as they rarely leave their nice British Islands! Oh..... NO... there's captain Hook!
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_05cas.jpg
http://yourdisneymovie.com/images/peter%20pan.jpg

Koinon Hellenon: Pikachu
~ While relatively weak and didn't have much power... they are actually soo cute as most will like them at the first sight..... (Very same as Pikachu)... and In numbers they can Zap anything (Remember how many cities that will rebel to KH?)
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_10koi.jpg
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/medi...hunderbolt.png

Romaioi: Eric Cartman
~ Mooommm.... I Want more money, power, and cheesy Poofs....... Mooom... Godddammit! I'll invade Anywhere, burn anything, and sprinkle the salt on Pedobear's house.... well, I have some nightmare with the Pedobear... (Actually, this one is the most deceptive, badass faction - Every Romaioktonoi will agree). They destroy most another civilizations in EB (The very same thing that Eric Cartman does!).
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_16rom.jpg
http://images.southparkstudios.com/i...racters/1a.jpg

Kart-Hadast: Pedobear
~ No one loves childrens moar than Me..... yes, moar children....... moar... moar.... desu desu desu.... (You know why I put Karthadast as Pedobear of course LOL); Eng... I think I want Cartman!
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_09kar.jpg
http://images.encyclopediadramatica....x-Pedowest.jpg

Makedonia: Donald Duck
~ Have a good look, but didn't use their full potential at most.... (soory Sax), and always get angered and many bad luck easily..... after Megas Alexandros's death of course...... But in their very heart, there lies the most noble and good things afterall....
https://www.europabarbarorum.com/i/f...nner_12mak.jpg
http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/...d_portrait.jpg

........ I'll think more about the others....

Good you marked it as a joke...but nevertheless you are trampling on factions many other do prefer or which they like.

I'm like to laugh, but what you wrote did not activate at least one laught-muscle.

XSamatan

I laughed and i play Carthaginians. Anyone who identifies so closely with nations that ceased to exist over a thousand years ago that they take offence at people making fun of them might have lost a sense of perspective - and their sense of humour.

My only criticism is that Adeui and Arverni usually end up hating one another in EB, while Asterix and Obelix are the best of friends.

Haha, pretty funny actually. Rome as Cartman. :laugh4:

I'm sorry, but the expression I came closest to doing was a facepalm.

The funny just was nowhere to be found, if I'm blunt.

I lol'd at the Peter Pan one, Pirates are overpowered.

Cute Wolf I guess you had nothing important to do when you wrote down this post, its a waste of time and space. I never saw a fat Gaul like Obelix in the Arverni ranks. And pikacu should be like the Casse, it was Willaim Wallace ( aka Brave heart) who said that it was rumored that he shot thunderbolts from his ass.

Cheers.

Sorry, I've seen better jokes...

~Fluvius

I got a laugh out of Kart-Hadastim => Pedobear. :clown:

The replies are funnier than the thread, lol:laugh4:

ill prolly get awrning if i say what i want to say so ill just leave it.

Eric Cartman is cool, his chinese version is better to show his attitude.

He is better than Rome :laugh4: