Disturbing: Marge Simpson to "pose" for Playboy

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10-10-2009, 19:08
Martok

Disturbing: Marge Simpson to "pose" for Playboy

I wish I were kidding.

Seriously, why??! I think this is going to haunt my ~~dreams~~ nightmares even more than that conservative women's calender. :no:

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go soak my brain in acid....
10-10-2009, 19:12
Aemilius Paulus

Re: Disturbing: Marge Simpson to "pose" for Playboy

Rule 34... :shrug:

Far too many ultra-geeks (not nerds) who lust after such things. This is not the first time video game or cartoon characters appeared in Playboy IIRC. Although I did think such mainstream franchise as The Simpsons would not do this. That said, the quality of Simpsons declined from its first few seasons, and I have stopped watching them long, long time ago.

Simpsons fans are bizzarre, to put it lightly. They are far too hardcore and obsessed for their own good. (not a very child-friendly episode, BTW)

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This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.

Huh?
10-10-2009, 22:18
Aemilius Paulus

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

Aemilius Paulus, you don't get it?

Carpet - pubic hair. But personaly I hope she is shaved :beam:

Heh, I should have known it was a sexually-related reference. Yeah, I Googled it and found out what it was, since no one was responding. I did not think I would find what the whole phrase means, but apparently it is popular. In any case, I turned 16 at the end of August, and I am an asexual virgin, why would I know this :inquisitive:?

Unless I watched Family Guy or late-night telly, and I do not watch television at all... I assume that is where most of the slang comes from, is that not true? Gah, Family Guy is the most popular thing among kids of my age - what times we live in :skull::clown: - I am not prone to such social conservatism, but nevertheless I do not find it reassuring that anyone can find Family Guy in stimulating in any manner conceivable.
10-10-2009, 22:29
Kadagar_AV

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Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

Heh, I should have known it was a sexually-related reference. Yeah, I Googled it and found out what it was, since no one was responding. I did not think I would find what the whole phrase means, but apparently it is popular. In any case, I turned 16 at the end of August, and I am an asexual virgin, why would I know this :inquisitive:?

Unless I watched Family Guy or late-night telly, and I do not watch television at all... I assume that is where most of the slang comes from, is that not true? Gah, Family Guy is the most popular thing among kids of my age - what times we live in :skull::clown: - I am not prone to such social conservatism, but nevertheless I do not find it reassuring that anyone can find Family Guy in stimulating in any manner conceivable.

You dont have to watch TV to know it. Never spent time in mens locker rooms?

That's where most kids your age gets their sexual disinformation :no:
10-10-2009, 22:48
Aemilius Paulus

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

You dont have to watch TV to know it. Never spent time in mens locker rooms?

When I had Physical Ed and Team Sports (two required classes), we were told to dress out as swiftly as possible. And half the blokes were too busy hiding their own boobs of sizes Pamela Anderson would be jealous of :laugh4::laugh4:. I tell you - you will never find more voluminous breasts anywhere other than in the American lockerooms. Not even Playboy has such treasures :beam:.

Well, it was not exactly half the kids necessarily, but I am not exxagerating when saying that I saw some pretty epic (un)mammary glands there :no:.

I would say we are derailing this thread, but I doubt this topic had much potential in the beginning... But get this: if you type in "marge..", Google's first completion is "...simpson playboy" and then "...simpson playboy pics". The geeks are already impatient in anticipation :sweatdrop::whip:
10-11-2009, 01:00
rory_20_uk

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Until pregnancy, women's breasts are pretty much all fat. Only then does the ductal tissue form. Hence why the breasts become swollen and painful.

~:smoking:
10-11-2009, 01:07
Aemilius Paulus

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Originally Posted by Azathoth

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

I can post this! This isn't genitalia or anything! Nothing rule-breaking about man-boobs!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/...anly-oppai.jpg

Sorry, but looks like another perma-ban here :beam:. That man is obviously forming female breasts due to overdose of oestrogen. Those are certainly not shaped like any man boobs, nor are the nipples very man-like. Take it down before you get reported :sweatdrop:. Hehe, maybe not a perma-ban, but a warning...

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Originally Posted by rory_20_uk

Until pregnancy, women's breasts are pretty much all fat. Only then does the ductal tissue form. Hence why the breasts become swollen and painful.

~:smoking:

Glad you know so much about breasts... :juggle2:
10-11-2009, 01:16
Megas Methuselah

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Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

Glad you know so much about breasts... :juggle2:

There is nothing wrong with that.
10-11-2009, 02:03
Azathoth

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Sorry, but looks like another perma-ban here . That man is obviously forming female breasts due to overdose of oestrogen. Those are certainly not shaped like any man boobs, nor are the nipples very man-like. Take it down before you get reported . Hehe, maybe not a perma-ban, but a warning...

But they're attached to a man, and therefore not against the rules. :idea2:
10-11-2009, 02:06
Aemilius Paulus

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Originally Posted by Azathoth

But they're attached to a man, and therefore not against the rules. :idea2:

Yeah, I was not too serious about that...

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Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

There is nothing wrong with that.

I'll take your word for it, Dr. Boobologist... :laugh4:
10-11-2009, 02:10
Husar

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Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus

Glad you know so much about breasts... :juggle2:

He'd be a pretty bad doctor if he didn't...

On topic, seems like an attempt to get publicity, probably for both franchises.
10-11-2009, 02:21
Aemilius Paulus

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Originally Posted by Husar

He'd be a pretty bad doctor if he didn't...

:wall::whip:

Frack, I forgot... But rory is a medic, right - does a medic have to know this? And I heard something about him being a police medic? Or what was it?
10-11-2009, 02:40
A Very Super Market

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Don't medics need to have a basic knowledge of human biology?
10-11-2009, 03:48
Aemilius Paulus

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Don't medics need to have a basic knowledge of human biology?

Breasts are hardly vital. Not as if an injury to them is life threatening... Not for the female that is... :laugh4:
10-11-2009, 03:49
miotas

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

Don't medics need to have a basic knowledge of human biology?

Nah, a bit of peroxide and a band-aid, shell be right.
10-11-2009, 03:56
Gregoshi

Re: Disturbing: Marge Simpson to "pose" for Playboy

I bet Marge did it for the D'oh!
10-11-2009, 04:03
Megas Methuselah

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I bet Marge did it for the D'oh!

The idea of a yellow-skinned, 6-fingered, female humanoid with stiff blue hair the length of a small pine tree going nude for her metally handicapped husband is, quite frankly, unsettling.
10-11-2009, 04:21
Evil_Maniac From Mars

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I bet Marge did it for the D'oh!

:shame:
10-11-2009, 05:10
Kadagar_AV

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I bet Marge did it for the D'oh!

*laughs* Good one!

:2thumbsup:
10-11-2009, 07:24
Martok

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I bet Marge did it for the D'oh!

I give you Gregoshi, ladies and gentlemen! He's doing two shows a night, at 7:30 and 10:00 p.m. ~D
10-11-2009, 07:30
Gregoshi

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Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah

The idea of a yellow-skinned, 6-fingered, female humanoid with stiff blue hair the length of a small pine tree going nude for her metally handicapped husband is, quite frankly, unsettling.

Jealous? :laugh4: