How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, could a woodchuck chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

No.

You just made me want to try Woodchuck cider. Really bad.

7...?

This is very old. Canadians have been joking about this decades ago; it seems the rest of the world is faaaar behind the times. :laugh4:

Because this doesn't work, "How much wood could a Megas Methuselah chuck is a Megas Methuselah could chuck wood?"

It just, doesn't flow... :no:

And thus the question is answered. For all time.