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Could someone tell me the moral of the story. I just came away with don't go homo because you'll either be beat to death by a bunch of rednecks or live out your life in a trailer as a lonely old queen. Did I miss something?:help:
I need one of you enlightened Euro sensitive types to help me with my feminine side I guess.:laugh4:
Well, it's hard to say what the "moral" of a love story is. What's the moral of Gone With the Wind? What's the moral of Pride & Prejudice? What's the moral of Turner & Hooch?
You saw it?
It has made you gay now.
Do you want some tea, while we talk about your emotions over this movie?
That would be wonderful!!!:beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
Remember to marry a lesbian instead of a straight woman?
Maybe thats it. You just have to buy a lot of tic tacs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I personally like the taste of tunaQuote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
My sister insisted, as she did with Moulin Rouge, it's a very good movie
That kind of stuff's illegal here :drummer:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Must have been a matter of great urgency to make it so :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Why do I think putting on an amusing smile everything I think of what would happen if a banned forum member was married to your sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I haven't seen it. Don't like cowboy movies.
i like a cowboy movie as much as the next xenophobic and nationalistic racist with militaristic and autarkic tendencies, but i simply have no wish to see crazy-man-fun beamed into my eyeballs, as an exercise in leisure time fun.
Haven't seen it. When I heard they weren't actually cowboys, but sheep-herders in the 1960's, I already had my doubts about the authenticity of the plot. A Stetson does not a cowboy make.Quote:
Originally Posted by Furunculus
Now, show me a movie where John Wayne and Clint Eastwood lay hands on each other in anything other than a barroom brawl - I'd actually be interested, to see how the writers & actors made that real.
Is there man-to-man kissing in the movie? If so, did it win the MTV Movie awards best kiss or was it at least nominated? And if not, could we maybe give it a HOF Award?
dont poison my mind with such imagesQuote:
Now, show me a movie where John Wayne and Clint Eastwood lay hands on each other in anything other than a barroom brawl - I'd actually be interested, to see how the writers & actors made that real.
That's un-American. Impeach!Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
Ah, Spaghetti Westerns... Brokeback Mountain is precisely the reason you never try to branch too far off Louis L'Amores format, Cowboys are only cool when they aren't having buttsex.
You have obviously never been to a gay bar called Saddle Rash. I was there for professional reasons, I swear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wakizashi
I think you mean fabulous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
The first manhumping scene was rather... 'violent', if I had to choose an adjective.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
I think the thread probably served its purpose - whatever that might have been...