There's blonde in me beard

Jealous?

I think so.

Without a picture, this thread is absolutely one of the worst of '09, beaten only by my "am I a genius? " thread...

Since this thread has already reached the absolute height of its potential, and since all other threads will seem sad and pedestrian by comparison, I will now regretfully close it, that its glory may be preserved forever, like a fly in amber, to be examined by scientists and lovers of beauty in future centuries.