Is TOSA a BOT????
Im a bit confused about that:inquisitive:
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Is TOSA a BOT????
Im a bit confused about that:inquisitive:
Yes. Next question.
The Tosa account is passed down from admin to admin as turnover occurs to maintain continuity. My suspicion is that Tribesman took over the account from Warman about 3 months ago. :inquisitive:
He's like doctor Manhattan, there is still something left of his humanity.
No, he's not a bot.
It's actually Obama's account....
He is a mechanical man, born of engines and steel, and with oil running through silver veins.
No Tosa Inu was not a BOT... he... or it was a specially breed Japanese fighting dog, that for whatever reason, ends up having much more intelligence than "his" fellow dogs.... so when that fateful day, the "other admin" of this org seeing him on a pet shop.... decide that he should buy this dog to help him administrate this forum.....
His brain was removed from his physical body into a cybernetic construct a couple of years back so that he can live forever and, as a result, run the .org forever.
Here's what some famous people have to say about the glorious being known only as TosaInu:
-Tim the EnchanterQuote:
"He's got teeth the size of... he can leap about... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!"
-New York City Mayor Michael BloombergQuote:
"TosaInu is the father of every kid in this town!"
-Cynthia NixonQuote:
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
-Bill O'ReillyQuote:
"He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
-Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai LamaQuote:
"He framed Roger Rabbit."
-Ingrid NewkirkQuote:
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
-Bill ClintonQuote:
"TosaInu once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
-Mickey MouseQuote:
"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"
-Charles MansonQuote:
"He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
-Dora the ExplorerQuote:
"We once had a bachelor party for TosaInu. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
-Zombie JesusQuote:
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls"
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
TosaInu choked Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to death simultaneously. With one hand.
no silly he used his force powers.Quote:
TosaInu choked Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to death simultaneously. With one hand.
Tosa also sold an AK47 to Gandhi.
Tosa is the reason the Mona Lisa smiles.
That is true. Tosa is the mother of Leonardo DaVinci.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
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A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Tosa, on the other hand, is worth more words than there are in every human language in history.
Oh my god..................
huh??? wtfQuote:
Tosa also sold an AK47 to Gandhi.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/un...Gandhi_Gun.jpg
really?? BadassQuote:
TosaInu choked Bill Brasky and Chuck Norris to death simultaneously. With one hand.
Billions of words, he is'nt even the same personQuote:
Originally Posted by Reverend Joe
And the father.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jolt
And he's also the GODFATHER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
Make that GOD
And have you noticed he has a new Sohei avatar, so prepare that Tosa might have gone in Jihad mode!:vanish:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
If that was true I would have been dead by nQuote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
The .Org Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line April 2nd, 1999. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tosa begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...
Who is Tosa? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Gregoshi tell it, anybody could have worked for Tosa. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick Tosa ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
He maybe an Israeli MOSSAD Operative spying on TW games!!!!!
Tosa is the operative, target and the bait. Simultaneously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaius Septimus Severus
That made me frightened.... I think Tosa can decimate the wolrd with mere touch of his nuclear silo now.....
He did it 30 minutes ago
OMFG!!!!!! :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
he's gonna fire that ICBM above Washington, just like MW2!!!
Tosa is.
Thanks all for the yucks. Thread adjourned sine die.