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Incredible as it may sound, I have never been banned from a forum. Now I was being very mean but it wasn't unfair because there is more of them and they deserved it. Naturally.
beers on me!
So, what got YOU banned, I sexually intimidated the admins wive.
confess.
Flaming, mainly. The last forum I was on managed to descend into civil war :2thumbsup:
I haven't been banned but I do have a warning. Try to beat that! :clown:
never banned, never had warning. :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun
Never banned, never had warning, but I notice a few posts have been deleted...
I'm increasingly annoyed at how getting warning points is now somehow boosting to the e-penis.
I have 12. It makes no difference to the size of my e-penis if I have 1, 12 or 120.
It's a long story but similar things can happen in real life. Actually it's probably many stories but the not-so-nice guys are often more popular than the rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
I've got a few warnings here, they were all completely unwarranted of course (j/k mods, I still love you).
Can't remember any bans, I don't visit that many fora anyway.
I wish I could undo the warnings (as in permanently removed), but they are there for life.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
I'm really worried... I only have 4 but I hear the average is 6... my gf always makes fun of me because of it. :shame:
But then again I hear black people tend to have more, so maybe I'm average for a white person? ~:confused:
Like scars?Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Anyways, I had like 2 or 3 warnings on seperate occasions, but I no longer have any.
That could prove something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jolt
"Look a wild boar got me in the arm"
A warning point?
I could go and say "Ooh, I got one for posting '+1'. I'm a real man"
I just don't see how a WP or a ban is to be boasted about.
@Subo: Good. :yes:
Why. So. Serious.
Just a little lighthrearted pure evil for fun
What? Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Based on this sentence alone, you have won the internet for the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
And on-topic, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who was ever made a mod while still carrying a warning point. Whether that's a plus or a minus depends on your perspective.
If you think you can handle Mrs. Lemur you're free to try, but she's a tough mama. Personally, I think she'll crack you like a walnut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...0798_43620.jpg
Oh lawd my eyes! Place it in spoilers!
:clown:
Near miss that was, too eager
Shame on the mods for setting such a poor example.
No babes outside the babe thread.
Yeah, I'm sick at the way trolling has plummeted. Now you see most of these kids just try to shock and offend to get attention like South Park on the internet :rolleyes:, instead of staying true to the subtle trolling humor that we all love.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
never been banned, but i got 2 warning points for yelling at a flamer over at the ETW section a year ago.
In the 1990's I received a 10 year ban from the Waterslide near my house! Never been banned on the net though, but the decade is still young, even if I'm not.
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurando
what would merit such a thing?
:huh:
I am the proud possessor of a lifetime ban from the Southport Model Railway, after I, along with my cousin, derailed a train and caused chaos :2thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by Kurando
You.. criminals! :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
So.. we have e-state, e-school, e-hospital and now we have e-penis?Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Wow.. internet IS taking control over humans as it seems!
It can't control me, I have a detachable e-penis. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun
I remember the days of the greats. Where, if you weren't careful, you'd miss it entirely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
You applauded the effort that went in.
Dang it, now you forced me to go listen to four King Missile songs in a row. Time: wasted.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
I screamed "April Showers!" really loud and with reckless abandon did a cannonball into the kids wading pool, and after eventually getting kicked out my friends and I threw a barrage of beer bottles at the security guard's golfcart in the parking lot. In hindsight, I feel 10 a year ban was probably justified.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
In that same era I also got a lifetime ban from a local petting zoo for wrestling a goat, but I feel I was not wrong in the instance; the goat WAS trying to hypnotize me! Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? They have snake eyes... Just a warning, incase you're ever in a similar situation: goats are also amazingly heavy for their size; when I tried to pick it up I couldn't even get it off the ground.
I always found it interesting that in both of those completely separate instances the people who handed down the bans said the exact same thing "you're old enough to know better..."
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
how old were you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurando
This is the greatest single sentence i've ever read on this site. Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurando