This Gungan owes me a life-debt. Your gods demand his life belongs to me, now.

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It's happened again!

Someone I invite to one of my mafia games goes and gets (temp?) banned.

I pray to you, moderator gods, have mercy on me! Let me have my full complement of players! I throw myself at the mercy of the green gods, or the red ones... what am I saying, you're all so handsome, I love you all! How could I choose between you?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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I beseech thee! I can't help but admire your awesome cloaks and robes, made out of the finest spun silk and gold fibers. I can't help but be in awe of your awesome powers to obliterate us mortals with lightning bolts and banhammers, and your flaming chariots are oh-so-badass. I especially like the mudflaps with the silhouettes of naked ladies (or men, if that's what you prefer... I'm not here to judge, but to grovel!), they are very sporty.

What woulds't thou have me do, shall I pay the penance in his stead? Would forty lashes suffice? Shall I be chained to a rock and have my liver eaten by eagles? Burned at the stake, pilloried, wedgied, and wet-willie'd? Must I perform twelve labors to satisfy thee? Or perhaps, be forced to drink Heineken beer? Whatever the debt, I should pay it, almighty ones! I am but your humble and rambling servant. I will do anything you ask... yes, even that. :embarassed:

I shall make a sacrifice to the mod-gods to appease them!

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Please, take this juicy hamburger as a token of my delicious submission.

See below statement, better phrased.

Temp bans last for two days.

I wasn't sure it was a temp ban or not. It's nice to know, makes me feel better. :sweatdrop:

I hope the grovelling was at least amusing. And please, by all means... keep the hamburger and enjoy it's awesomeness, oh greenest of deities.

Unfortunate and unintended collateral damage Pizzadude. A little positive peer pressure might be in order...
What, no fries?:laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

Unfortunate and unintended collateral damage Pizzadude. A little positive peer pressure might be in order...

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The more I try to wield the awesome power of mind control, the more brains slip through my fingers. It actually gets kind of messy, and it's the hardest thing to try to explain to the police. "I swear, those brains were on the floor when I got here, officer!" They usually don't buy that, so I have to use mind control on them, too. And by then the wrench is already bloody and bent. Have to keep replacing my tools. It's such a hassle.

Meddling cops... https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2056/emotargh.gif

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What, no fries?

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Coming right up.

Want some ketchup? http://www.twcenter.net/forums/image.../shifty4ib.gif

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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

What, no fries?:laugh4:

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She might not look like much, Tito, but she's got it where it counts.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

The more I try to wield the awesome power of mind control, the more brains slip through my fingers. It actually gets kind of messy, and it's the hardest thing to try to explain to the police. "I swear, those brains were on the floor when I got here, officer!" They usually don't buy that, so I have to use mind control on them, too. And by then the wrench is already bloody and bent. Have to keep replacing my tools. It's such a hassle.

Meddling cops... https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2056/emotargh.gif



Coming right up.

Want some ketchup? http://www.twcenter.net/forums/image.../shifty4ib.gif

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Originally Posted by Monk

She might not look like much, Tito, but she's got it where it counts.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCdcXoLs_NY

This thread delivers. :laugh4:

No Cashews and Milk?
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