During my 2 months of internet downtime while moving house I figured out a way to slip security at org HQ, disable my tracking band, and evade the perimeter patrols. Consequence: the frog is taking a holiday from duty until time unknown, or until the hunting parties drag her back.
Or more seriously, after 6 years of being on the staff here my time away from the internet reminded me how nice it is not to need to log on every day. I've decided I want some more time like that so I'm taking a holiday from forum duty.
Replacement staff will be along as soon as suitable candidates can be dragged from their cells and fitted with the special bomb collars which detonate should they stray more than the permitted amount from their forum. Please do not panic if you hear a few distant explosions. There's always a few teething troubles ...
