Yo momma thread (EB-related)
I guess this thread will not live for long, but i'll give it a try anyway. Here's a FB correspondence between Vartan and me. 'Yo momma' jokes, now in EB edition!:
Quote:
VARTAN:
Yo momma so fat, Hannibal traded all his elephants in for her.
JEB:
Yo momma so fat and old that Hannibal used her as a battering ram during the siege of Saguntum.
VARTAN:
Yo momma so stupid she thought Saguntum meant Suck Unto Him in Latin
JEB:
Yo momma so ugly she routed entire unit of Gaesatae just by showing herself @ the battlefield.
VARTAN:
Yo momma so ugly, she frightens augustus off the battlefield
JEB:
Yo momma so poor she can't even afford a unit of Pantodapoi spearmen!
VARTAN:
Yo momma so poor, she had to use force diplomacy to grab some quick cash.
JEB:
Yo momma so fat, even forced diplomacy can't help her lose weight.
VARTAN :
Yo momma so intellectually backwards, her upkeep costs more than her recruitment.
JEB:
I move_character-ed yo momma back to Terhazza where she belongs!
Advance!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Duguntz
yo momma's a gaesate!
And further:
Quote:
DUGUNTZ:
yo momma's a gaesate!!!
JEB:
I move_character-ed yo momma back to Terhazza where she belongs!
DUGUNTZ:
I couldn't do it to yours, as she've been sent to Baal... as an offering!
JEB:
But i love my momma... don't be so rude, dude :(
DUGUNTZ:
:( We all love our momma! ok! I'll slack it up!
JEB:
Haha, trolled! :D :P
DUGUNTZ:
X-(
:D
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Yo momma's so fat she blocked the Hot Gates of Thermopylae for 3 days during the Persian invasion!
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Yo momma so fat she's got like 50 hitpoints.
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Yo mamma is so fat that when we had to build her a bed, it took 60 seasons!
Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
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Yo momma so fat, she can pin and flank the enemy at the same time!
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Yo momma's so fat she appears as a wonder on the campaign map
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she is in the ocean, Carthaginians mistake her for Sicily!
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Yo momma so big that she appears as a separate faction on the campaign map.
Yo momma teeth so yellow, she becomes a 'yellow death' by default!
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Your momma's so old her name is written in hieroglyphs
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Yo mamma is so fat she is the testudo!
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Originally Posted by
Jebivjetar
A.W.E.S.O.M.E :)))))
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Your momma's so big her unit's setting is "Huge" by default
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Yo momma so ugly, no fixes can fix her!
Yo momma so heavy, it causes CTD during the pre-battle loading screen!
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@ Jebi : Yo Momma is so beautiful, everyone attack Kart-Hadast to get her.
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Yo momma so big, ships can board her!
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Originally Posted by
Jebivjetar
I love it. Can't stop laughing. Perfect follow up to the others.
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Sorry guys, but this thread has too much potential for breaking the language rules or descending into offensive jokes. It's a collection of insults, after all.
BTW, joke threads and the like are welcome at the .Org's own OT forum at the Frontroom.
Thread closed.
