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Put on a suit and tie, go see her father, and tell him your career prospects. Then if he gives you permission, you can talk to the girl. Bring her some flowers and a box of chocolate. Ask for her hand.
But depending on personal taste, that may feel slighty too dated.
If so, instead burst into your classroom / workplace a bit too late, at a moment when there's silence and concentration, wipe the sweat from your forehead to show you've ran there as fast as you could, and yell at the top of your lungs: '*girl's name*, I'm sorry! I won't do it again! I'm sorry I cheated on you last night with that midget and his bearded friend! I won't do it again I SWEAR!'
Then look in bewilderement at everybody else as if you hadn't noticed them before.
It works every single time.
If that is not your thing, plan B would be do the above, but to shout it in your cellphone while you pretend you're talking to somebody. Then go over to the girl, and say: 'Would you believe that? She bnroke up with me! What's wrng with girls nowadays!?'
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Well, ask her to go do something with you. What's she interested in?
Also, make sure you don't set yourself up for being a bore. If she's into sculpture, and you hate it, don't start there.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
You are asking a Frenchman for tips about not having sex?
Stop acting like your Texan friend, I need your French expertise right now!
Originally Posted by Fragony:
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
You are asking a Frenchman for tips about not having sex?
Bah!
Show her Strike's posts in the Frontroom and ask her if she is intrigued.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Well they have sex :laugh4:
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
They go to a bar, get drunk, have sex. That is the average 21 year old.
Since you ruled out going for a coffee, you can't do that option. What about the cinema? Perhaps she is a Harry Potter. Though, Harry Potter might have magic which conflicts with your religious view, so you don't want to see that either...
So no social places... no wonder you are in a pickle. Hmm.. would be far easier if you found a 'nice church girl'.
Originally Posted by Beskar:
They have a problem with that in England as well? Here the bible-munchers wanted to have it BANNED FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION. Go midget-golfing you can be Harry Putter.
They go to a bar, get drunk, have sex. That is the average 21 year old.
Since you ruled out going for a coffee, you can't do that option. What about the cinema? Perhaps she is a Harry Potter. Though, Harry Potter might have magic which conflicts with your religious view, so you don't want to see that either...
So no social places... no wonder you are in a pickle. Hmm.. would be far easier if you found a 'nice church girl'.
Originally Posted by Fragony:
They do. Because Harry Potter uses magic and magic is the power of Satan, it says in the bible, apparently.
They have a problem with that in England as well? Here the bible-munchers wanted to have it BANNED FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE OF ETERNAL DAMNATION.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
I don't know what you whippersnappers do nowadays but when I was 21 a night out would look something like this.
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
Wash, shave, clean teeth, iron shirt. Get dressed.
Meet up in the pub about 8pm.
After two or three swift gills get the 8:30 pm train to town. Find another pub and ensconce.
About 11pmstaggerwalk down to the club. Effect entry to said club.
Drink a couple more and dance, dance, dance.
Pull bird and snog.
Leave club around 2am. Preferably with the bird.
Go for a vindaloo.
Back to hers/mine.
Wake up in the morning and wonder where the hell you are.
Get dressed and go home.
Back to the pub for midday drinkypoos.
Go play football at 3 pm.
Repeat the following week.
Hope that helps. :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Excellent chance then to show her your boxing skills!
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
And no, Prussian Iron has not hacked my account.
And I would not want to see Harry Potter. Nothing to do with religious reasons, it is simply because a) I'm not 10 years old b) it's crap.
Bro, you need to get the hell out the house and have some fun with your life. Jesus, man. Religion can wait. You are a young man, you only get this chance once in your life.
God will forgive you.
Blimey I agree with Megas. Nurse! nurse! The curtains! :laugh4:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
You sure thats not PIron in there? :laugh4:
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
And no, Prussian Iron has not hacked my account.
And I would not want to see Harry Potter. Nothing to do with religious reasons, it is simply because a) I'm not 10 years old b) it's crap.
Man, this reminds me of the org drama we had a few years ago.
Well, whats the plan of action now?
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah:
This one has the wisdom of the hawk
Bro, you need to get the hell out the house and have some fun with your life. Jesus, man. Religion can wait. You are a young man, you only get this chance once in your life.
God will forgive you.
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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Sorry to hear that bro.
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
Ive had that situation before. Trying to hit on a girl just to find out shes taken.
For next time, a nice local restaurant is often a good choice.
Also, you shouldn't be spending time watching TV when you're at university, man. Get out there and enjoy life. I'm not saying to go and drink and party, but participate in some of the activities and groups at college!
CR
Originally Posted by Hooahguy:
You know, that's how I pinched my first wife.
Sorry to hear that bro.
Ive had that situation before. Trying to hit on a girl just to find out shes taken.
:)
I heard that this mysterious KFC girl's new boyfriend is infact Prussian Iron. He made his move on her while you was too busy asking for our advice! :O
Originally Posted by Beskar:
Next week on the org drama: Will the two males come to an agreement over 'KFC girl'. Will Beskar fix his internet? Will Megas and Fragony finally do it?
I heard that this mysterious KFC girl's new boyfriend is infact Prussian Iron. He made his move on her while you was too busy asking for our advice! :O
Find out all that and more, next time.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
oh, so you too despise harry potsmoker? oh good, I thought I was all alone.
Well it turns out she has a boyfriend.
And no, Prussian Iron has not hacked my account.
And I would not want to see Harry Potter. Nothing to do with religious reasons, it is simply because a) I'm not 10 years old b) it's crap.
Originally Posted by pevergreen:
the show IMHO should be "as the Fragony turns"...just because Fragony's user-name works better for that. It's like Spoony's made up title from his review of "Ripper": "as the Walken turns"
Next week on the org drama: Will the two males come to an agreement over 'KFC girl'. Will Beskar fix his internet? Will Megas and Fragony finally do it?
Find out all that and more, next time.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
No I am asking what average 21 year olds do when 'going out'.
Bah!
well, don't turn to me for advice: as my sig will suggest, I'm not exactly a Romeo:. and being 21, I though YOU would know....well, if you don't, then google-fu is the way forward, as one person put it.
The Op is quite possibly the most depressing thing I have ever read.
I mean I am blue just reading about your life
Originally Posted by :
+1....but really I just get hammered and run around with my pants off until I fall into something.
Put on a suit and tie, go see her father, and tell him your career prospects. Then if he gives you permission, you can talk to the girl. Bring her some flowers and a box of chocolate. Ask for her hand.
Not sure any advice we can provide will come close to Louis' but god man, you need to relax. 21 and at uni should be the time of your life, not that what comes after won't be good, just that you have a lot of opportunity now.
As for girls, make them laugh and take them somewhere you like (and that they stand a fair chance of liking too). And I would also strongly recommend you avoid any sort of creepy social behaviour such as that which Peepshow on Channel 4 does such a good job of demonstrating.
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr:
Yes, there is. You are a Scot. Use force, damnit! :evilgrin:
I know, lol. As for the plan of action, there no longer is one. Meh.
Originally Posted by Ibrahim:
lol, trust me Ibrahim, you are not alone. I despise that stupid movie (and the stupid books that they were made after).
oh, so you too despise harry potsmoker? oh good, I thought I was all alone.
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah:
Uh oh, a Neo Nazi is giving you advice. LOOK AT HIS BALLOON COUNT!! LOOK! ~;) lol
Yes, there is. You are a Scot. Use force, damnit! :evilgrin:
Oh yeah, I am naughty.
Sometimes you need to practice asking out ugly girls before you move on to the pretty ones. Maybe you need to get your chops up.