Getting Old Is Going To Be Painful

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...T2011011207037

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Their bodies were lying there, separated by about 30 yards. She was farthest from the car, which she had been driving, as if she had gone for help as the sturdier of the pair, police said. When she didn't return, her husband of 58 years apparently went looking for her, leaning on a cane he used to get around, said Cpl. Jason West, the lead investigator on the case.

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:no: I read things like these and remain fearful of becoming old and gray

Heh. You should visit a Nursing Home some time. Some have a mind, others have a body. Few seem to have both (else they'd not be there).

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I don't know why but the story seemed like it should have had this playing in the background...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE

I plan to die before I have to associate with women of my age with saggy boobs.

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Originally Posted by HoreTore

I plan to die before I have to associate with women of my age with saggy boobs.

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Craddle Robbing and/or plastic surgery

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Originally Posted by HoreTore

I plan to die before I have to associate with women of my age with saggy boobs.

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My Plan is to get enough money so I can get one sufficently younger than me to take me out with a smile on my face. She can pay for the therapy out of the inheritance.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...T2011011207037



:no: I read things like these and remain fearful of becoming old and gray

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Use it before you lose it.

I noticed that the way a person treats oneself is the main factor in how that person ages. My grandfather would be a lot healthier now if he wasn't an alcoholic. I live with my grandfather so I know a lot about his habits and what his doctor told him. I saw the long-term effects, which I wouldn't have connected with his drinking if I wasn't living with him. I know that he didn't age slowly, he changed quickly after a severe illness, then remained the same for a while, then changed again after another illness.

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Originally Posted by HoreTore

I plan to die before I have to associate with women of my age with saggy boobs.

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She'll be fine if she keeps wearing a bra.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Craddle Robbing and/or plastic surgery

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I hope I never sink to such pathetic levels.