NEVER ENDING PANCAKES AT IHOP FOR 4.99

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Pinnacle of my exsistence


/whiskey and month old off brand beer

I only like them with wasabi, to be honest. Butter? No. Jam? No. Syrup? No. Just wasabi.

On this note, I will have to bring wasabi and a few bucks

MOTHER:daisy: PANCAKES! 4.99? THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Link? I'm drooling already.

http://blogs.pe.com/business/2011/01...returns-t.html

THE WHOLE MONTH

With syrup, of course. The Canadian Way. The Only Way.

:cry:

The IHOP in my hometown closed because it sucked so much.

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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

The IHOP in my hometown closed because it sucked so much.

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Your hometown should be scorched off the face of the earth, then the land will be salted, and finally a giant IHOP will be built upon the bones and dreams of the former inhabitants who dared question the pancakes authority

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Your hometown should be scorched off the face of the earth, then the land will be salted, and finally a giant IHOP will be built upon the bones and dreams of the former inhabitants who dared question the pancakes authority

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I agree completely. But first my parents have to move somewhere else so they don't get burned to death.

Eh, IHOP has too much class. You can't properly cap off a night of drinking without a 2:00 alcohol induced stagger into the nearest Waffle House.

There pancakes and syrup are OK, but I can get the same if not better at the local diners.

The carbs! My God, man, the carbs! :dizzy2:

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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

The IHOP in my hometown closed because it sucked so much.

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Fire and brimstone. The woman shall be turned to salt.

Guess that got me out into the snow to eat out today for lunch?

I got the 4.99 2 eggs 2 hash and ate 4 servings of pancakes, then fell asleep in my booth and they called the police, who thought I was drunk, and so I played the crazy veteran card and they left me alone.

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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

I played the crazy veteran card and they left me alone.

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Wait, what happened exactly? Crazy veterans aren't exactly numerous over here, so I'm unfamiliar with this.

After dodging many questions with vague answers I just told them I was happy to be home and to be able to eat what I wanted and I got so excited I fell asleep. Then they asked me if I was on any medication, and I said "yeah, Rolaids" and then they said okay, we were making sure you weren't drunk and they left. I suppose I could have just said all the carbs put me to sleep but it was funnier to act like I was high on syrup.

I just came back from 11 for my $5 and I wasn't even hungry. Can't wait to go back when I actually require some nourishment. :evilgrin:

Has the deal ended yet?