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Europe's Magical Mysterylands Mapped
Some people have taken the effort of mapping the mental maps of Europeans. All the wonders of the crude notions of neo-nationalist Europe brought together in several convenient maps.
We'll start with France, the heart of Europe, and around which the universe revolves.
Belgium and Switzerland are mini-me's. Italians are friends. Germans are best friends. (please, pretty please?)
The other countries are really just varying degrees of annoying or useful. They make plumbers or weed or cell phones. Or something. Who cares really. :shrug:
Europe as viewed from Poland.
Evil bullies to the left, evil bullies to the right. In between, the vast lands Poland once managed to rule. It is Poland's God given right to influence these countries, whereas Russian and German influence in Poland is a sign of their innate criminality.
The British are Godless traitors and the French are pussies, hence they lost WWII just when Poland was winning it. :balloon2:
Britain.
At a glance the mental map that shows why stating the mere fact that Britain is a European country should be considered genocide. :laugh4:
All is one big blur, one monolith from Portugal to Finland. Evil. Against which Britain must defend itself.
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I like those!
Now since you haven't hotlinked them like a good rule-obeying orgah, how about a link to their source, I hope there are more?!
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I wonder why you not including the America
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Godless traitors? I realy don't get that one.
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Greyblades
Godless traitors? I realy don't get that one.
Godless as in non-catholic, traitors as in they didn't send everybody and their children in Poland immediatelly to stop German tanks.
Great maps, I laughed my bottom off...
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Greyblades
Godless traitors? I realy don't get that one.
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Sarmatian
Godless as in non-catholic, traitors as in they didn't send everybody and their children in Poland immediatelly to stop German tanks.
Great maps, I laughed my bottom off...
Actually, Sarmation, it has to do with the Allies not preventing the Soviet invasion of Poland after WWII, this betrayal is particularly pointed given the excellent combat records of Poles in the Allied War effort, especially the Polish Air Force during the Battle of Britain. We repaid the Poles by abandoning them once the war was done.
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Cute Wolf
I wonder why you not including the America
There is no map of America because my love is Europe and all it's magical undercurrents.
However, I wouldn't want to dissappoint you so here is Europe as seen by American eyes:
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Husar
Now since you haven't hotlinked them like a good rule-obeying orgah, how about a link to their source, I hope there are more?!
There is no link because my rolemodel is Tribesman and all his magical undercurrents.
However, I wouldn't want to dissappoint you so here is Europe as seen by German eyes:
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Sarmatian
Great maps, I laughed my bottom off...
There is no Serbian map because, well because. Besides you people are evil and stuff.
However, I wouldn't want to dissappoint you so here is Europe as seen by Serbia's big orthodox daddy:
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Prizeless stuff! So how about Europe through Finnish eyes?
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That's easy, just mark every country with "no vodka here".
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The Mad Arab
That's easy, just mark every country with "no vodka here".
Well ive heard there might be some vodka here and there.Maybe worth investigating?
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All those pictures are wonderful :laugh4:
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Kagemusha
Well ive heard there might be some vodka here and there.Maybe worth investigating?
You'll never find out though as drunk driving is illegal, and I dare you to find a sober driver in Finland....
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Kagemusha
Prizeless stuff! So how about Europe through Finnish eyes?
Alas! No such thing. However, I wouldn't want to disappoint you, so, for no particular reason whatsoever, here's Europe as seen by gay eyes. :beam:
Speaking of which, here is Europe as seen by the Vatican:
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Since Louis is allergic to sources, the maps are by Yanko Tsvetkov.
http://alphadesigner.com/project-map...ereotypes.html
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Ok, not as fancy as those others, but I made a map of Europe from an Australian point of view.
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Are you insinuating gays have never heard of Northern Ireland Louis?
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johnhughthom
Are you insinuating gays have never heard of Northern Ireland Louis?
There was an article in the BBC about gays leaving Northern Ireland because they were so hated/intimidated... it's one of te few issues the Protestant/Catholic communities join together on...
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"White skinned Russians?" I never understood why no one thinks Russians are white.
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CrossLOPER
"White skinned Russians?" I never understood why no one thinks Russians are white.
Eh that would be because a lot of them are not white, Russia stretches from Europe to the Pacific remember
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gaelic cowboy
Eh that would be because a lot of them are not white, Russia stretches from Europe to the Pacific remember
Who thinks of a Mongol complexion when they think of Russia?
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I think its an example of people conflating race with culture. We tend to think of white skin = western, but Russia isn't really western, so we don't think of them as being white. There was a thread a while back that supported this idea... Bosniaks were less likely to be classified as white compared to Croats/Serbs, just because they were Muslim.
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How about a "Europe according to Gaddafi"?
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That would just be a map of europe with "NEEDS MORE GREENZ" written over it.
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The Mad Arab
How about a "Europe according to Gaddafi"?
I'd said it was full of bombing targets, with Iceland on the prime mark since wikileaks hurt Gaddafi's ***
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You're allowed to use the word “ego” in the backroom... <_<
