So as I'm sure alot of you recall I was sucker-punched in the face a week and a half ago. The guy who did it was suspended until wednesday.
We are both in JROTC, and our battalion had it's military ball (annual event) last night.
Well, as it turns out, his hand is heavily bandaged from punching me. And my face has fully healed, so the last he saw of me was my normal face before he punched me, and now he saw me perfectly fine while his hand is (confirmed) broken.
Funny how the world works, aint it? Maybe next time he get's mad at someone he'll remember that my face fractured his hand :P.
I'm just pretty stoked that I hurt him more than he hurt me, without me ever trying to harm him :D
03-06-2011, 18:22
johnhughthom
Re: Funny how the world works
Who'd have thought you had such a hard head? :wink:
03-06-2011, 18:31
Hooahguy
Re: Funny how the world works
See what not retaliating got you?
A better feel of satisfaction and none of the injuries involved.
:beam:
03-06-2011, 19:24
Hosakawa Tito
Re: Funny how the world works
Ahhh, beating him with your face. A Marine in training indeed...:laugh4:
03-06-2011, 20:36
Populus Romanus
Re: Funny how the world works
Think of the damage you could have done if you actually tried...
03-06-2011, 20:38
Reenk Roink
Re: Funny how the world works
My hand is fine liar... :annoyed:
Seriously though, that's karma... :laugh4:
03-06-2011, 22:06
Vuk
Re: Funny how the world works
lol, that's awesome. The guy much have a pretty weak hand. :P
03-06-2011, 23:36
Prussian to the Iron
Re: Funny how the world works
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Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Ahhh, beating him with your face. A Marine in training indeed...:laugh4:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
By Bianca Cain and LaTina Emerson
Staff Writers
A Marine collecting Toys for Tots donations at Augusta's Best Buy was stabbed in the back Friday while helping to subdue a shoplifting suspect.
Cpl. Phillip Duggan tried to stop a fleeing suspect at Best Buy.
Fellow Marines identified the injured man as Cpl. Phillip Duggan, 24, who spent part of Black Friday recuperating at Eisenhower Army Medical Center with injuries that were not life-threatening.
Tracey Attaway, 39, of Waynesboro, Ga., was jailed and charged with armed robbery, aggravated assault and possession of a knife in the commission of a crime.
Orvin Smith, a sales manager at Best Buy, said the incident occurred about 1:15 p.m. when a man was seen on surveillance videos placing a laptop under his jacket. Store staff asked Attaway to return the merchandise, and the situation began to escalate.
"He was really irate. A whole lot of energy. ... he finally let go of the laptop, ran out the front door, knocked one of my employees down and pulled out a knife so he could make sure he could get out the front door," Smith said.
Outside the door were four Marines and seven volunteers collecting donations for Toys for Tots.
"(Duggan) clotheslined him, and after that he kind up got up and started swinging a knife around," Smith said.
Gunnery Sgt. Robert Richie said Attaway "came over the top and got (Duggan) in the back."
Attaway ran again but didn't get far before Richie, several other Marines and members of the store's loss-prevention team tackled him in the parking lot and held him until deputies arrived. The suspect was transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, assorted lacerations and bruises he obtained when he fell trying to run after stabbing the Marine.
Gunnery Sgt. Sherry Barrera, who also serves as the Toys for Tots coordinator, opted to close operations for the day.
"When a Marine gets injured, we just shut it down, go to the hospital, make sure he's OK and make sure he gets proper treatment," she said.
Barrera said Duggan joined the unit about three months ago. Although she has had the opportunity to drill with Duggan only a few times, she said she had heard wonderful things about him.
"My boss, who has served with him before, did say he was an outstanding Marine," Barrera said.
According to Richmond County authorities, Attaway also tried to steal two digital cameras, an Xbox game, a PS3 game and a PS3 game controller with a combined value of $1,365.
That was in the Augusta Chronicle.
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Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Who'd have thought you had such a hard head? :wink:
Like Hosa said, Marine in training :P
03-06-2011, 23:45
The Stranger
Re: Funny how the world works
2 broken arms :O how the hell did they hold him down? jesus... XD
03-06-2011, 23:48
Megas Methuselah
Re: Funny how the world works
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Ahhh, beating him with your face. A Marine in training indeed...:laugh4:
LOL, good one. :yes:
03-07-2011, 03:02
Prussian to the Iron
Re: Funny how the world works
Quick revision: it is actually broken, not fractured. as confirmed by the girl he never leaves alone.
03-09-2011, 07:51
A Very Super Market
Re: Funny how the world works
That'll teach him. Serves him right for being stupid enough to punch someone in the face. Did he suddenly forget about bones?
03-09-2011, 14:37
Major Robert Dump
Re: Funny how the world works
Reminds me of the Rampage Jackson fight where after his victory -- whilst trying to say something nice about his opponnent -- he repeatedly complains about how bad his fists hurt because "Dan got such a rock head.....Any normal man be dead from that punch, but not that rock head!"
03-10-2011, 01:38
Prussian to the Iron
Re: Funny how the world works
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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
That'll teach him. Serves him right for being stupid enough to punch someone in the face. Did he suddenly forget about bones?
More like teach him not to mess with me again; you have to admit that breaking someones hand with your face is pretty badass.
03-10-2011, 08:06
a completely inoffensive name
Re: Funny how the world works
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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Reminds me of the Rampage Jackson fight where after his victory -- whilst trying to say something nice about his opponnent -- he repeatedly complains about how bad his fists hurt because "Dan got such a rock head.....Any normal man be dead from that punch, but not that rock head!"
More like Todd Duffee against Mike Russow. lol just pathetic all around.