The .org staff are lying to you! Click to read the truth!

Patrons of the .org, listen up! For some time now the Staff of these forums have been keeping secrets from you - there is a conspiracy underway to keep humble patrons in the dark whilst Staff members are trained in the darks arts of S2TW. Ultimately, they plan to become masters of the game, ruling the world of TW like feudal Japanese overlords.

We, Wakizashi-leaks, would have wished to warn you sooner. Any attempt to break this news to you would be denied and we would be dismissed as crackpots. But now we have proof! The following document, obtained by sources close to the .org staff, reveals the inner workings of their internal training program!

It may already be too late to stem the tide, but we must not give up hope. Hone your TW skills and prepare the coming battles!

https://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4507/wikileak.jpg

We do not deny the existence of this document, as we have nothing to hide, but we would like to assure all patrons that we have their best interests at heart.

Liar! If you have nothing to hide, then hide nothing! We, Wakizashi-leaks, call for a full disclosure of the frogbeastegg S2TW guide!

You must mean RTW guide?

Or MTW guide? Those can be found in the relevant Guides sections of the forums.

A pathetic attempt to draw attention from my own upcoming guide. Tsk. :no:

I fully support the (b).org in suppressing what is clearly dangerous.

Like the medieval Vatican the enlightened clergy of the .org is merely withholding that which must remain hidden.

A case of "Truth!? You can't handle the truth!"? Nay. Rather ignorance is in fact bliss; would this bliss be denied to us humble patrons!?

I stand here to be counted: let nothing stand in the way of obfuscation, ignorance and patent disinformation!

Humbly yours:bow:

Four replies by three moderators, and one reply by this 'HopAlongBunny' account which I suspect was created moments ago by the .org staff themselves! Don't be blinded by their attempts to discredit undeniable hard evidence.

Disclose the guide!

Welcome to the .Org, Wakizashi-leaks! ~:wave:

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Originally Posted by Wakizashi-leaks

... 'HopAlongBunny' account which I suspect was created moments ago by the .org staff themselves! Don't be blinded by their attempts to discredit undeniable hard evidence.

Disclose the guide!

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Shelter me
from the Powder and the Finger (Neil Young: Powderfinger)

Hello Wakizashi-leaks and welcome to the Org. ~:wave: Just a suggestion - for the next page, could you use a highlighter instead of a black marker? The text would be so much more readable and informative.

- Gregoshi-wants-a-peak

Indeed. The redacted text is disturbing.

Great post by the way.

This is obviously fake, Wakizashi-lies.

There doesn't even exist an .Org staff, let alone that they have top secret documents. And our "Top Secret" stamp is green, not red.

It are all lies.

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Originally Posted by Andres

It are all lies.

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:cake: The cake is a lie.

I find this hard to believe.

Please you should have been a hacker.

And you should provide links.

Links..

If they claim it is a lie,then do something about it.

You're no hacker.

This is fake.

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Originally Posted by Andres

This is obviously fake, Wakizashi-lies.

There doesn't even exist an .Org staff, ... our "Top Secret" stamp is green, not red.

It are all lies.

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I see. The staff which does not exist has a stamp. /ponder

I'm a slow Bunny but there might be something in this after all:idea2:

There could be.

lol,what is this?

It does not say that ORG people want new players to be noobs.

there is a conspiracy underway to keep humble patrons in the dark whilst Staff members are trained in the darks arts of S2TW. Ultimately, they plan to become masters of the game, ruling the world of TW like feudal Japanese overlords.

I read the document,it does not support what you say.

I love this "let's be not-so-secretive" about the guide. :laugh4:

Carry on gentlemen, you are making my day. :grin2:

Let's attack this logically.

The document states it is not for distribution to org patrons.
We all know that staff members at the org are also org patrons. So logically that document includes them.
Also people inside the Guild refer to ourselves as Orgahs.

Therefore this is a document from outside is these forums and by another sites admins. Well at least some of the content may be... I don't know anyone who would have parchment like that. So nice job on the picture.

Now for better pictures check out the Babe Thread.

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Originally Posted by HopAlongBunny

I see. The staff which does not exist has a stamp. /ponder

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Why would it be impossible for a non-existing entity to have possessions?

E.g. elves and Hobbits don't exist, but they do have fans and books written about them. There probably are Hobbit and elves foundations as well. Popeye doesn't exist, yet he has spinache. Pop-eye sounds like Pop-pie. A popular pie. Probably a spinache pie.

Are you one of the Wikizashi-lies conspirators, trying to take over the world using spinache pies?

I gotta admit, the photoshop is very well done. ~D

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Originally Posted by Andres

Are you one of the Wikizashi-lies conspirators, trying to take over the world using spinache pies?

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Yummm! Spinach!!!

:jumping:

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

:cake: The cake is a lie.

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Gah! Krast knows Secret Truth: there is no cake.

Only head soup is Real Food.

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Originally Posted by Krasturak

Gah! Krast knows Secret Truth: there is no cake.

Only head soup is Real Food.

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I believe we only serve sushi in this forum. :bow:

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

Hello Wakizashi-leaks and welcome to the Org. ~:wave: Just a suggestion - for the next page, could you use a highlighter instead of a black marker? The text would be so much more readable and informative.

- Gregoshi-wants-a-peak

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:laugh4:

Why am I suspicious that this entire thing is a hoax perpetrated by the .Org staff for their own amusement?

I'm going to take a stab at this.

As Papewaio noted the set ".org patrons" includes the set ".org staff"; the set ".org staff" does not exist but it has a green "Top Secret" stamp; again, following Papewaio, the document clearly comes from outside the forum, and today we have a visit from a Guest who is also a "Moderator" who quotes the "Moderator" Gregoshi

So Mithrandir must be the outside source, communicating through Gregoshiaka .org DeepThroat Therefore I am certain the solution is: The Maid in the Dining Room with the Letter Opener!

Vote: Gregoshi.

The red stamp is our winter stamp :7ninja: