Didn't come up with any clever one liners.
dude tried to tell me them scanners are safe because we got bombarded everyday by background radiation.
give me some one liners for the TSA agent next time. gotta go, flght taking off right now.
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Didn't come up with any clever one liners.
dude tried to tell me them scanners are safe because we got bombarded everyday by background radiation.
give me some one liners for the TSA agent next time. gotta go, flght taking off right now.
He actually used the word "bombarded"....?
Classic.
You could say, "aren't you going to buy me dinner first?"Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
i dont usually go this far on the first date
I doubt you'll come up with any they haven't heard before.
Depends how hard you try. Maybe, "I haven't felt this horny since I licked my own nipples back on the escalator."Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Ajax
start crying
I always stick a few kinder suprises up me rear as a gift for their children.
So do you need a bachelor's degree in molestation to get this job, or will an associate's degree in groping work?
CR
"May I see your boarding pass?"
"Would you handcuff me first? Then spank me and tell me what a dirty boy I've been?"
"You're much better than my girlfriend."
I'm not responsible for any repurcussions you may suffer from using my lines.
"that is not a flash light in my pocket"
"my safe-word is blue-dolphin ok?"
"can you talk dirty to me?"
at the end of the patdown:
"ohh come on don´t leave me like this...can´t you finish me off"?
like Gregoshi said....use at your own risk
"That's right Mr. Giraffe. Find all the marmalade."
"Shouldn't we have a glass of wine and whisper sweet nothings first?"
"Would you mind checking under my Penis as well? I've got an itch and it's been driving me crazy."
Don't say anything and pretend you enjoy it, but not too obviously. Much creepier. Or pray ' lord relieve me of these sinful thoughts don't let satan tempt me' just audible so they can't be sure they are supposed to hear it.
I had a woman TSA do it to me before. :beam:
Asking an internet forum focused on war games about one liners yields some really unique results. :mellow:
Speaking from 28 years of experience working jail; I'd say the percentage of TSA officers that enjoy doing pat frisks is much lower than the people who enjoy receiving them.
But what of the percentage of people who actively resent it? Anyway, if you are good with the “magic” tricks you can have a lot more quality fun with the hapless TSA officer.
Joking would be a good thing here. It's obviously a terribly awkward situation and as Hosa said, they likely hate it as much as you, so you might as well try and inject a bit of humor. Just don't take it too far and start talking about their wives or mamas of course.
Sooooooooooooo stories plz. How was your first pervert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Hehehe, those wouldn't be found during a pat-down. You're gonna have to show off your charms in a body scan, then submit to a strip frisk/cavity search when they discover your secret toybox. Tell'em everybody needs a hobby.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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Those stories will have to be for a different time & thread. What I'd like to know is if ACIN opted for the pat-down instead of the body scan, and if so, why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Good one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I'd be slightly tempted to fake an orgasm like Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. Then I remember that I don't like the idea of being arrested and/or ending up on YouTube.
Don't tempt me into making a thread '28 years later: AssgropetheList Now'Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
grope back
Ask him if he knows how many sieverts he's taking in each day standing near the pr0noscope.
Nope, just your union card.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Jesting aside, this is probably spot on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
Before I get to the front of the line, I discreetly unzip my pants and have my penis hanging out, as if its an accident. Then when they go to frisk me, we are both like OMGZ OOPSIE. That's how I met Fred, and he is an awesome lover except when I say "that sex was the bomb" then he kicks the crap out of me but I am kind of into that.