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Okay, who's ready for the beginning of the end?
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Here's a handy guide to Saturday's rapture.
More importantly, here's post-rapture petcare. You wouldn't want your pet iguana dying of dehydration just because you're been united with the Heavenly Father, would you?
A question directed to the Christians - Can I get your stuff when you go?
we are now in countdown to the backpedaling.
Didn't Jesus say he'll come unexpected like a thief in the night?
not sure which is more shocking: Jesus knows ninjitsu or Jesus is a cat-burgler.
just in case I replied "attending" to this Facebook Event:
Post rapture looting
Location
Everywhere
Yeah, I seem to remember that being a repeated theme in the Bible- you don't know when the end is coming, so you should be your best at all times. It kind of makes me wonder what bibles these people are reading where they can find the date and time....Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Well the USA has a bit of a pet tradition of predicting the next Great Disappointment and keeping the legacy of Miller alive.
They're probably working from some protestant fundie/loon re-write.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xiahou
if they can make up a concept as the rapture, that has no real biblical support, then making up a date is easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xiahou
Dang it. My luck I'll probably hit the Mega Millions lottery tonight. Oh well, make sure y'all have clean underwear on for tomorrow.~:wacko:
Apparently the guy got the date from multiplying three Biblically significant numbers together (3/7/12 IIRC), then multiplying that by two, and adding that onto the number of days from Jesus death on the cross. Because that is obviously when the rapture must be, for some reason...
Like I said, Protestant Loons....
ahh... I want a rapture with cheese please :clown:
Well it's tomorrow in New Zealand already so he must be wrong so
Gah! So much for my hope then of ever seeing Navaros return here. :shame:Quote:
Saturday is the Rapture
Rapture is absolute nonsense I can't believe people believe that cr
There's going to be at least one disappointed 89 year old uber Christian living in South California... he said he was going to spend the day watching the news to make sure anything happens, and I thought to myself "isn't that what every 89 old man does pretty much every day, anyways?"
Has it happened yet?
Well, if it has and we're still here that means...I'm off to the liquor store to help meself.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Only one huh, I simply don't have the time it's not possibleQuote:
Originally Posted by Samurai Waki
edit oh RAPTURE
He left during a previous rapture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Is the world over yet?
Well according to a podcast I listen to. IF the Rapture happens today, the actual final battle and fiery doom is October 21st.Quote:
Originally Posted by Veho Nex
Maybe it's already happened, and there was simply no one who qualified . . .
Ajax
Looks like it is starting in Iceland.
I feel neglected. I'm still here.
What's that bloody god of theirs going to do now?
I'm trembling like a puppy, help me!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131 -News Link
Can we give up these stupid arguments that such a thing exists yet?
So. I assume it didn't happen?
I celebrated the rapture by running a 5K and then gardening. :grin: I can't wait to hear the backpedaling. "Oh, wait! I did the math wrong. The rapture is going to be NEXT year..."