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Unfortunately, our automated tournament system does not allow for more than 8 players in a double elimination tournament, and we have 9. Thus, a bit of intelligence is required to fix this problem. Since all the other competitors have difficulty just remembering to breathe, I have put my towering intellect to work on this problem and come up with the following solution. An off-site bracket system has been used to generate the starting bracket, which is as follows:
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The bracket was generated randomly, and the match-up of phonicsmonkey v Andres is because fate hates them. It has nothing to do with the fact that phonicsmonkey himself caused this problem by signing up late, and that I hate Andres and wish him great pain and suffering.
Once the following matches have been played, we will input the results into the Tanuki Tournament Bracket on the forum utility and conduct the rest of the tournament in the automated bracket itself:
A) phonicsmonkey v Andres
D) issaikhaan v Monk
Loser of A v Loser of D
You may now all worship me for fixing yet another problem caused by the Org Staff, without any help whatsoever. Honestly, I think they would probably drown in their own spittal within a week if I wasn't here.
should seriously get live casts of these games :P and the winner should play against a seasoned MP vet <_<
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Kagemusha attempts to psych himself up before his match against GH. Of course, we all know that it's all for nothing.
ahhhh..... Why was I borne so late.....
I could have given you "Nigel's notorious nonsense" or something similar.
Oh, well, as always this should be great fun to watch. :clown:
P.S. I really would like to know how therother pronounces his name.....
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GH and his boys are too busy to prepare for the coming annihilation and utter whooping they are surely going to receive. Poor lads!
...not fair. :stare: :laugh4:
Well there you go::grin2:
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It's pronounced "the rotten". He eats too much mexican food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel
Where's that phonicsmonkey? Where is he? Come over here so that I can destroy you!
I have played 2 (TWO) MP games already and so I can call myself a veteran. I lost those two games on purpose! Now, I'm here for some SERIOUZZZ BUSINEZZZZZ.
The monkey must die :boxing:
With a mild, geographically indistinct Scottish accent...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel
Or you could go here.
If a gallant knight emerges on the field I may deign to bestow a scarf for him to wear as a mark of my favour. If this happens that champion is required to win and anyone getting in the way will be discreetly hairpinned. :hairpin2:
Should no suitable champion emerge, I shall graciously sit on the sidelines and throw peanuts. :loads peanut catapult:
Well that magnificent cow made of tin decided to call me "girly man", so i dont mind loosing rest of my limbs defending the honour of your froggyness. :viking:
She asked for a gallant knight, not a flouncy maiden who faints when she hears a disagreeable word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
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Guess that rules out all shysters then...Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
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On the contrary, sir, disagreeable words are my weapons! Also, weapons are also my weapons.Quote:
Originally Posted by therother
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Originally Posted by Andres
She can hang your metallic cowhead on her wall once im done with you, while i think Greg "the Dragon" will take care of you so i dont get the pleasure.Maybe we can use your head as a bucket at camel stables so there is some use for it!:viking:Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
For spectators, we have done an informal survey of our gaming experience. Here is a complete list of all the TW MP battles each of us had ever played before this Tournament started:
Andres: 2
issaikhaan: 4
GeneralHankerchief: 2
Gregoshi: 0 (from MTW to TWS2, he played a few in STW)
Kagemusha: 2
Monk: ?
phonicsmonkey: 0 (but has played several drop-in games as part of the Mod v Mod MP Campaign)
TinCow: 2
therother: 0
ouch :D don't you guys want at least a 5 minute lesson? <_<
I'm grabbing popcorn for this :laugh4:
No, that would spoil the fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by AggonyKing
EXIT STAGE LEFT.
EXIT STAGE RIGHT.
THERE IS NO PLACE TO RUN! ALL THE FUSES IN THE EXIT SIGNS HAVE BEEN BURNT OUT. AND THERE'S ONLY ONE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH TO THE NEXT BRACKET, AND IT DEALS WITH PAIN AND DESTRUCTION
YOU, ISSAIKHAN, WILL FEEL THAT PAIN, FEEL THAT DESTRUCTION WHEN WE PLAY. AND I WILL, TAKE VICTORY FOR MYSELF, TAKE IT TO PARTS UNKNOWN. LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL. LOAD IT WITH THE WORDS. BECAUSE AFTER WE PLAY: VICTORY WILL. BE. MINE.
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My dearest Monk, it seems you have lost your way
The longest night shall by comparison pale
When finished, I will make your arrogance pay
Your soldiers shall be slaughtered and you shall fail.
You guys are mods? This place is better then a nuthouse filled with dwarves and monkeys. That's on fire. In the middle of a plain filled with camel-ridding mongooses. And I do mean this literally!
This thing hasn't even started yet and I'm hooked!
[false bravado]This is pointless. I'm doomed. TinCow even knows it - he's already smack talking with Kage on the other end of the bracket. I'm just a splash screen for his next round.:shame:[/false bravado]
You will be crushed TinCoward!! Crushed! Doom! Doom is upon you! A crushing doom! Crushing and dooming is in your future! And woe! I can't forget woe! A woeing, crushing doom of hopelessness awaits you! Ooooo, hopelessness too! Woe, Crushing, Doom and Hopelessness are the Four Horsemen of your Apocalyptic Fate. Muhahahaha!
Okay, so I can't talk smack either. :shrug:
Are you talking smack about me and Andres?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashurnasirpal II
LOL! Possibly, then again, I don't know you guys so maybe it's more the camel-ridding mongooses :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey
No, only about you, you weakling midget monkey. I will crush you under my heels and you will be grateful that I don't do anything worse with you!Quote:
Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey
Lies!Lies! Yesterday evening i crushed twice the armies of Andres! I crushed them all! Burned their villages! Drowned his warriors in lakes and rivers and even sacrificied his pet poodle to the God Of War Hachiman! There is no stopping me anymore!Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
First of all, I lost on purpose. It's part of my devious plans to win this tournament. I feel safe revealing my secret plans out in the open, because, senile as you all are, you probably already forgot the last sentence you just read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
Secondly, we played on the rice fields map, there are rivers nor lakes on that map. You were probably drunk again and worshipped your toilet on your knees after the game. The only things you drowned was your half digested meal.
Thirdly, I do not have a pet poodle :stare: