Your best touche moment

So mine was yesterday.
So my dorm advisor came to wake me up for Sabbath morning services at 7:50am. I didnt want to get up so I didnt. He came back in 20 minutes later and asked me, "what would Thomas Jefferson do if he was in this situation?" (I have pictures of great people on my wall, such as Jefferson, Washington, Patton, and Churchill)
I replied, still half asleep, "Nothing. He wouldnt get up for sabbath morning services because he wasnt Jewish."

My dorm advisor let me sleep until 10:30.

Touche.

What about you guys?

I slept until 2pm, I win!

Although your advisors question was bizarre, what was he getting at?

He should have asked, "What would Hitler do in this situation?"

well, it goes like this:

me: "gosh I'm such a dork"
a friend: "it doesn't help things if you wear pants halfway up to your armpits" (because of my proportions, my pants always appear to have a high-waist).
me: "better that, than under my a**!" (while he didn't do it, there is a common custom in Texas to wear your pants under your bum. I don't know why-it's clearly impractical as all heck...)

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Originally Posted by Rhyfhylwyr

I slept until 2pm, I win!

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<33333 Someone like me!

Random Girl at Beach: "Hey, my friend likes you."
*Friend turns round, very ugly*
Me, before I could stop myself: "That's a man! Uh..... :daisy:"

Oh, man I still feel sorry for that poor girl, but damn was she ugly.