Will anyone else be there?
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Will anyone else be there?
Will I be there?...
*Ducks out of sight of strikes window and starts to clean machete and hocky mask*
No...
Your sister says no.
Sorry dude. I need 30 days notice to put the paperwork together.
Blegh, Does August work for you? I'll probably be there for a year then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
Hot, but works for me. Riverwalk baby!
I don't live there
Why not? You could live in your boat on the Riverwalk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Living in my boat s kinda impossible as I don't have it amymore. It's gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
Gone? Like stolen, burnt up, or did the cops take it?
Winter of death, not good for engines. It also doesn't help that I can be arrested if I enter the harbour after a dispute I had. Had to sell my baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
Well that's sad. But I'm sure it's an interesting story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Leave it to me to destroy what I loveQuote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
Would be really cool to be there, but unfortunately I'll be watering my windowsill plants all of next week. Maybe another time.
TEXAS
It is so miserably hot here. They have me on these meds and tell me to stay out of the sun and I feel like I am melting. When I leave fort sam to drive around I have to drive no less than 15 minutes in any direction because so far I have yet to leave base without being panhandled by 5 or more people; all neighborhoods surrounding the immediate base are filled with human trash, I think they have cell phones and call their buddies when they have a successful hit because on the rare occasion when I "donate" a dozen more show up immediately like a pack of cats....
I wanted to go look at boobies and googled and found "Bikinis Sports Bar." Well, I had seen this place in my travels I thought. Apparently, on Rittiman next to Fort Sam between Wurzbach and I-35 there is a back alley version of this place that shamelessly rips off the name. I walk in at 6 pm and I am the only non-latino man there, and the only one not wearing a work shirt with my name on it. This explained why there were Tyson chicken trucks, car haulers and a schwans truck outside. All the the bikini girls looked like someone scooped ice cream into a sock and then microwaved it. I had a few beers and left, every one was nice, for the record....
Not being one to learn quickly, I decide to go to the neighboring bar: Mens Lingerie Bar. I walk in and I am the only person without bling and a grill, it's an eclectic mix of white, black and asian bangers. 5 minutes in and someone tries to sell me crack and a hooker. Were I not stationed at a military base I would have bitten. I get a pity dance from a large bottomed woman, who begins to brutalize me and beat me with her rear as I sit shocked in the chair. Then she straddles a small narrow table and gets this motion going where her butt cheeks are going up and down and left and right, and making this clap noise like the snare from Hee Haw, and she starts beating her butt cheeks on the glass table in front of me and I had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing. It was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and I have been in Afghanistan twice.
I stopped going out after that, sans an occasional run for some good coffee or a wal mart trip
Lost it at "Hee Haw".
I told you: Mad Dog's and Swig. The kinky stuff is in Austin.
Strike, show this guy some sights. I hope you're doing better. Being stuck on base sucks.
Never give the bums cash.
I never thought it was possible to do a 4-beat count with butt cheeks, then she outdoes herself and adds a 5th beat when she introduced the table.
Found out a recently a flame from 15 years ago is in Austin and looking great, and we are planning some dates, I may finally have a reprieve from this place.