My buddy is getting married and I am a groomsman. This marks the end of whimisical pursuits.
I have no plan, nor direction. I really thought I would have drank myself to death by now.
How does one deal with adulthood? Is there a pamphlet?
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My buddy is getting married and I am a groomsman. This marks the end of whimisical pursuits.
I have no plan, nor direction. I really thought I would have drank myself to death by now.
How does one deal with adulthood? Is there a pamphlet?
It just means you can drink even more, without adults frowning at you.
I've been a best man twice. It's a great honour.
Try to get in the lineup to make a toast, and be really drunk
You're only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
If there's a pamphlet, they don't give it to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I know how you feel - friends are getting married, getting pregnant, and you think "I don't have a steady girlfriend, or a career path."
That's normal - when my friends started getting married I thought "that's awfully young" and at 25 it still feels like that, and probably will until/if I marry.
excuse me, but that only means you have a mission to nail the bridesmaids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
lol, the bridesmaids at every wedding I was ever a groomsman at were bug-fecking ugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
that's why it's called taking one for the team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vuk
also....booze.
Awww, here I thought SFTS had lost his virginity...
lol, no thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
Yeah, like that could ever happen...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
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Originally Posted by Ronin
And to organise the Bachelor's party.
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Originally Posted by Vuk
They play to their competition
The bridesmaid is actually an ex girlfriend, but that's a whole nother storyQuote:
excuse me, but that only means you have a mission to nail the bridesmaids.
Having sex does not equate to maturity. You are a good exampleQuote:
Awww, here I thought SFTS had lost his virginity...
True... I'd be like SUPER mature if that was the case...Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Sex however is a traditional transition from boy to man :)
Says who? Maybe a postmodern, libertine west but it's hadly traditional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
I think the only times that I did something during a wedding was when I was the ring bearer and I was 5 and 9 during those weddings and didn't have much of an interest in the bridesmaids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
Says me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
A) I live in the postmodern libertine west...
B) Historically speaking there have been an abundance of cultures throughout history where the sexual act has been seen as the step from child to adult.
such a base motivator.
Sex?
Isn't it THE base motivator?
For western culture before we embraced modernity it was going to war. At least for fighting cultures and fighting class. I'm not sure how, for example a french peasant would become a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
Bragging about ones sexual prowess on the internet. antithesis of mature.Quote:
True... I'd be like SUPER mature if that was the case...
Sex however is a traditional transition from boy to man :)
Also strike has lost his virginity, just not in a heterosexual manner. It was a warm summer night under the lights of the mcdonalds golden arches in Odessa Texas. Louis his long distance paramour had made the trip out to rekindle a lost love. Strikes screams of passion were only overshadowed by the screams of WORLDSTARHIPHOP as people watched the love making.
I would agree with this 1000000 million percent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
What about food/breathing/other bodily functions?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
What about them?Quote:
Originally Posted by Noncommunist
You are all wrong...the most base motivation is...watching DAFFY DUCK!!
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Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Ah, sex is therefore mandatory (I'm not kidding).