I just had the business idea of the century!
This girl sold her virginity for 780 000$!!!
I didn't know that was the price back then so I gave mine away for free, but think of the business potential!!! Hundreds of thousands of dollars for something that last up to an hour??? And the best part is, restoring virginity costs between 1000-5000$, so it isn't really "selling" - it's renting!!! Re-package it and it goes on the shelf again. It's like a perpetuum mobile for sex.
5000$ compared to 780 000$ - that's like 15 600% profit margin. Drugs? - pfft, we laugh in the their face. Arms? - we are lmaoing to their low profit margins. Taxes payed to corrupt Serbian politicians? - okay, comparable profit margins but they won't let you go there.
The sky is the limit. Are you with me or are you with me???
MAIDENS R US Ltd all the way.
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You'll have to compete with MAIDENS RUS.
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I like the idea...
But I bow out, I would just spoil the product.
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Sarmatian
Hundreds of thousands of dollars for something that last up to an hour???
I'm gonna charge 2 million and it's only going to last 30 seconds...
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Hang her upside down and pour in some hot milk and wait
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Fragony
Hang her upside down and pour in some hot milk and wait
Do what?
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Vladimir
Do what?
Just helping out the Serb with his business plan, my suggestion is much cheaper than a virginity recovery operation. What happens when warm milk cools down, exactly: a membrance starts forming on top of it. You just don't think thinks through.
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This was in our papers a few days back. Isn't the girl planning to give a part of it to some charity or something?
What would be funny is if this starts a trend.
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Fragony
What happens when warm milk cools down, exactly: a membrance starts forming on top of it.
It is also called Devonshire cream I think. :laugh:
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Fragony
Just helping out the Serb with his business plan, my suggestion is much cheaper than a virginity recovery operation. What happens when warm milk cools down, exactly: a membrance starts forming on top of it. You just don't think thinks through.
What happens when warm milk stays warm? Yea. Not something I want to read during lunch.
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Fragony
Hang her upside down and pour in some hot milk and wait
Uhgg, there goes my morning Nescafe.
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rajpoot
This was in our papers a few days back. Isn't the girl planning to give a part of it to some charity or something?
What would be funny is if this starts a trend.
That's why we need to act quickly, before the competition gets a hold of this and starts lowering prices.
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You could at least thank me I saved you a lot of money
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Sarmatian
That's why we need to act quickly, before the competition gets a hold of this and starts lowering prices.
Only most of us aren't hot Brazilian students, so chances of actually making a sale are slim. :tongue:
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Fragony
You could at least thank me I saved you a lot of money
I didn't make any money yet. Find me a couple of cute virgins. I've just been promoted to evil genius so that means you guys are my minions. Go forth, and find me virgins. [evil laugh]Buahahhahaha[/evil laugh]
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Sarmatian
I didn't make any money yet. Find me a couple of cute virgins. I've just been promoted to evil genius so that means you guys are my minions. Go forth, and find me virgins. [evil laugh]Buahahhahaha[/evil laugh]
That's a weird way to say 'sorry you are right, I suck'. Not that I don't apreciate it, I think it's brave really.
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Fragony
That's a weird way to say 'sorry you are right, I suck'. Not that I don't apreciate it, I think it's brave really.
Now which self-respecting Evil Genius would say that? I say that at the very end of the story, when I realize how futile my evil plan was and when I repent my wicked ways.
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Sarmatian
I didn't make any money yet. Find me a couple of cute virgins. I've just been promoted to evil genius so that means you guys are my minions. Go forth, and find me virgins. [evil laugh]Buahahhahaha[/evil laugh]
If I'm not wrong there's a specific term/word for evil geniuses who do such business. :clown:
:on_lalala:
Can we use such words on this forum.
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rajpoot
Only most of us aren't hot Brazilian students, so chances of actually making a sale are slim. :tongue:
There was a guy too. The top bid for him was $3,000 from a Brazilian woman. I think he will be on the plane too.
