Giz-OOGLE

A bit outdated, but it still works nice on some basic pages, especially wiki types. Possible language warning.


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This is amazing for passing 20-30minutes reading the ghetto .org

find terms 'n :daisy:, yo.

The Declaration of Independence is an interesting read when gangster-ized. Sample:

When up in tha Course of human events, it becomes necessary fo' one gangstas ta dissolve tha polistical bandz which have connected em wit another, n' ta assume among tha powerz of tha earth, tha separate n' equal station ta which tha Lawz of Nature n' of Naturez Dogg entitle them, a thugged-out decent respect ta tha opinionz of mankind requires dat they should declare tha causes which impel em ta tha separation.

Our thugged-out ****** hold these truths ta be self-evident, dat all pimps is pimped equal, dat they is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable Rights, dat among these is Life, Liberty n' tha pursuit of Happiness.--That ta secure these rights, Posses is instituted among Men, derivin they just powers from tha consent of tha governed, --That whenever any Form of Posse becomes destructizzle of these ends, it is tha Right of tha *********** ta alter and ta abolish it, n' ta institute freshly smoked up Posse, layin its foundation on such principlez n' organizin its powers up in such form, as ta em shall seem most likely ta effect they Safety n' Happiness.

the Org is even better.

Da Roman Rehood is up in a period of major growth. Pyrrhus n' his crazy-ass mutha***** invadin Greek warriors done been driven from tha shorez of Italy, n' tha burgeonin Rehood boasts tha military muscle ta match its ambition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Rome is tha dominant juice on tha Italian peninsula, n' standz at a turnin point up in history. But ta expand, her ass must conquer. To ...

it also calls North Korea "uptown Korea" and South Korea "Downtown Korea". they also call death a "f****** little dirtnap".