Human stupidity defined

Ok...

I have always considered myself to be smarter than the average.

Might be because I am self aware and quite honestly brilliant, might be because I am delusional.

That point aside, it scares me when I see human stupidity defined. But oh well, just like any good ol' horrow film I at the same time can't get enough of it ;)

An example: When I on these boards wrote "Ockham's Razor" the automatic spell checker asked me if I didn't really mean Beckham's Razor. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the worlds biggest search engine assume I must be mistaken when I write the name of a great thinker and not a good sportsman (all respect to Beckham though, not for the wussieball, but for nailing Posh Spice).

So, what set me off on this latest rant?

I tried to write a list on facebook.

B) came off as smiley with sunglasses.
8) came off as smiley with glasses.

Because YES on the worlds biggest communication site we need smileys with assorted kinds of eye-wear more than the ability to write any type of list.

Share your sightings of world stupidity people...

My second greatest sighting of stupidity was when I took more than a passing glance at british politics.

My first was when I took more than a passing glance at every other nation's politics.

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

An example: When I on these boards wrote "Ockham's Razor" the automatic spell checker asked me if I didn't really mean Beckham's Razor. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the worlds biggest search engine assume I must be mistaken when I write the name of a great thinker and not a good sportsman (all respect to Beckham though, not for the wussieball, but for nailing Posh Spice).

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You do have to admire the guy who can walk past the 4 attractive Spice girls and dip his wick in the uggo one.

You get the results most people search for, why use a spelling checker anyway. I never do and I know I make mistakes, often hilariously stupid ones, but why should I be able to be able to speak perfect English anyway.

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Originally Posted by lars573

You do have to admire the guy who can walk past the 4 attractive Spice girls and dip his wick in the uggo one.

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I would say there were 2 ugly spice girls...but the main point still stands.

Obama's limo broke down on the trip to Israel after it was fueled up with diesel instead of gasoline.

bullet proof, bomb proof......not idiot proof.

EVERYONE defines themselves as "above average". Not just on intelligence, but on almost everything else too, from driving skills to looks.

Face the truth Kadagar - you're just average, like we all are. ~;)

Not me, I'm above average, my mum said so.

You are all individuals. You are all different!

I'm not.


Always loved that movie.

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Originally Posted by HoreTore

EVERYONE defines themselves as "above average". Not just on intelligence, but on almost everything else too, from driving skills to looks.

Face the truth Kadagar - you're just average, like we all are. ~;)

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I call bull, you socialistic socialist.

Everyone is different, and some excel in areas others don't, through training and natural ability.

Also, not everyone define themselves as above average, I for one would rate myself a sub standard driver.

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

I call bull, you socialistic socialist.

Everyone is different, and some excel in areas others don't, through training and natural ability.

Also, not everyone define themselves as above average, I for one would rate myself a sub standard driver.

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Yeah, that's another standard one: we also like to pick a couple of insignificant things so we have something to say we suck at. Apparently, you're a pretty cool guy if you admit to sucking at some things. As long as they're irrelevant.

On most important issues, however, we're all "above average". Just check with every survey ever made which asks people to rate themselves.


Throw your ego in the freezer, kadagar, you're an average person. I'm average too though, so we can be all average together, it'll be superfun! Don't believe the people who scream "we're all special in our own way"; they're just hippies on drugs. Ignore them like you ignore chlamydia.

Never be foiled by one of those blasted blankets again!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKNhqkJ5aV8

Never be foiled by one of those heavy plastic bags or a scoop again!

Caution: if eating or drinking, cover keyboard prior to watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k

Does the Finnish version of the sauna pants come with a vodka dispenser?

If the total pool is of everyone of your age group living and dead then most of us should be above average... assuming the least smart have already died off... however the flaw in this is that often the most intelligent are sensitive souls who top themselves off.

Anyhow, I consider myself an average driver, just in my neighbourhood that makes me god like.

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Originally Posted by HoreTore

Does the Finnish version of the sauna pants come with a vodka dispenser?

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Might as well if you are a man, gonna end up sterile anyhow if you wear sauna pants.

Kadagar is smarter than average.

So is HoreTore - unfortunately his brilliance is utterly misdirected.

With Strike, well, he's mostly drunk.

On to the question -

Political commentators who say politicians have set their salaries "just low enough to avoid the top rate of tax"

THAT'S NOT HOW TAX WORKS!

I would reckon most semi-regular posters on this forum are above average intelligence, and they are certainly above average in terms of political awareness.

Ego's aside, now we can get back to some intellectual discussion. Now, Spice Girls Ratings are:

1. Emma Bunton
2. Mel C
3. Ginger Spice
4. Mel B
5. Posh

The top and bottom are miles away from the rest of the pack. Poor call on David's part...

I'd put Mel B above Ginger, to be honest.

Having taken another quick google search, I think you might be right. Ginger seems more hit or miss. I'll call it a tie.

I'll go with that.

And another great debate of our time is settled by the brilliant minds of the Backroom!

Not so fast!

Emma as no. 1? She could only be appreciated if you have the ill fortune of being borne in a country where blondes isn't in abundance. Blonde hair aside, she has that typical English bland face.

1. Ginger Spice
2. Posh Spice
3. Scary Spice
4. Baby Spice
5. Sport Spice

HoreTore, oh you silly you, thinking we are all the same.

There is such an abundance of facts absolutely screaming that you are wrong, so I honestly can't even be bothered sourcing.

You honestly think the work of Alexander the Great could have been done by, say, you? You think the work of Einstein could have been done by me?

You can barely have the backroom respect you, now imagine tens of thousands of hoplites :2thumbsup:

Posh is the hottest. And I love to cook.

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

Not so fast!

Emma as no. 1? She could only be appreciated if you have the ill fortune of being borne in a country where blondes isn't in abundance. Blonde hair aside, she has that typical English bland face.

1. Ginger Spice
2. Posh Spice
3. Scary Spice
4. Baby Spice
5. Sport Spice

HoreTore, oh you silly you, thinking we are all the same.

There is such an abundance of facts absolutely screaming that you are wrong, so I honestly can't even be bothered sourcing.

You honestly think the work of Alexander the Great could have been done by, say, you? You think the work of Einstein could have been done by me?

You can barely have the backroom respect you, now imagine tens of thousands of hoplites :2thumbsup:

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Errrrrrm

No - Emma Bunton is actually cute - Ginger Spice was just plump, and she hasn't aged well. Posh Spice has gone all Michael Jackson - Sporty Spice is actually quite pretty, they just made her dress like a Chave - before there were Chavs.

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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV

HoreTore, oh you silly you, thinking we are all the same.

There is such an abundance of facts absolutely screaming that you are wrong, so I honestly can't even be bothered sourcing.

You honestly think the work of Alexander the Great could have been done by, say, you? You think the work of Einstein could have been done by me?

You can barely have the backroom respect you, now imagine tens of thousands of hoplites :2thumbsup:

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Keep on misinterpreting my statements, and I'll downgrade you to "below average" ~;)

I was not aware Alexander the Great and Einstein frequented these forums.


Also, Emma was definitely the least doable Spice. Google images seems to imply she's more doable now though.

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Originally Posted by HoreTore

I was not aware Alexander the Great and Einstein frequented these forums.

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You rang?

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Originally Posted by Sarmatian

You rang?

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Yes I was calling for Einstein, can you connect me to him please, thanks

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Originally Posted by Fragony

Yes I was calling for Einstein, can you connect me to him please, thanks

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I'm sorry, Einstein just left. Alexander here, may I help you?