The Simpsons is my all time favorite show on the telly. Witty, moral, poignant, totall absurd. List your fav quotes and/or trivia questions
What is the warning label on 'Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Tests?
ichi
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The Simpsons is my all time favorite show on the telly. Witty, moral, poignant, totall absurd. List your fav quotes and/or trivia questions
What is the warning label on 'Krusty Brand Home Pregnancy Tests?
ichi
*HITS THE BUTTON*
May cause birth defects
Next question:
To whom was Sideshow Bob briefly married?
Aunt patty
Question:
When Maggie is scanned at the grocery store in the opening sequence, what does the register say?
'NRA 4EVA'
Who does Homer's soul belong to?
marge
What is Bart writing on the Board in the opening sequence in episode 5?
I will not hide behind the fifth amendment
Homer says that holding a gun gives him the same feeling that . . .?
Who does homer claim that public transport is for?
losers
Edit: to clarify, the answer to the publictransport question, it's not an insult
In the episode where homer and crusty have to sneak into the Mob Mansion for a violin, what did fat tony say was teh new mafia website?
Homer says that holding a gun gives him the same feeling that God must get when he's holding a gun.Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
After Homer is kicked out of the all you can eat seafood place, he and Marge drive around looking for another all you can eat seafood place. When they cant find one thats open where do they go?
ichi
me fail english, thats unpossible
They went fishing.
What was Jebadiah Springfields slogan?
A noble spirit imbiggens us all
Otto did you know that Shemp is hemp spelled backwards?
Homer did you know that Otto is Otto spelled backwards?
Otto whoa, now I'm scared
Marge Homer it's time for bed
Otto Dude, your mom is hot
ichi
Moe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
Next Question: What does Homer say in the Episode Brake My Wife, Please when he gets hit by a car.
(10 Simpsons points to whoever can answer that)
Nope. In the devil episode, you find homers soul belonsg to marge. His life partner is Moe http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wave.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
Damn.
Well does anyone have an answer to my question? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif (you'll never get this one)
My favorut quotes:
Homer: A dog like this you have to feed EVERY day.
Homer: I have a plan - when the exam starts, I'm going to hide under a big pile of coats and hope that everyhting will be OK.
Mr. Burns: Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun
Krusty: If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit
How does Homer find out that his sores are not really leprosy, as he has been led to believe?
i love how complicated the simpsons gets after so much time, one of the only things worth watching on television if u ask me, 99% of television is filth and a clever distraction...
anyone remember skinner's real name, i thought that was an odd episode, http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Armen Tanzarian..or something like that.. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
he eats the it (leprosy)
What was the name of the white cat the Simpsons owned?
What is Homer's middle name?
What did the crazy guy in the warehouse who was using spirograph say to Bart? (regarding spirograph)
The Cat was Snowball
Homer Jay Simpson
can't remeber the quote, but something about decline of civilization corresponding to the decline in the popularity of Spirograph.
Ralph Wiggam: ' I'm happy and angry'
Todd Flaners: 'I'm a torso
Waylan Smithers Gotta go, there's a line forming behind me
ichi
My favorite quote:
Marge: that's the worst thing you've ever done
Homer: you've said that so many times it's lost all meaning.
I'm gonna have my own fragrance. 'Smellin' of Troy' .
Troy McClure
Gabriel the social worker: Homer, you're lazy, you're uncaring, and you're an awful parent.
Homer: Which is society's fault because...
I ove this quote:
Homer: Only because I dont care, doesn't mean I'm not listening.
Ralf Wiggam: It tastes like burning
Hans Moleman: A poem, by Hans Moleman.
I think that I will never see
My cataracts are blinding me
Homer: Oh Marge, I only said it because I thought that's what you wanted to hear