This redhead was a real hockey fan. When she was a younger, she got a tatoo of Wayne Gretzky on her inside thigh. Later on in life, she became a Detroit fan and got a Steve Yzerman tatoo on her other inside thigh.
One night she was feeling a little tipsy at the bar, and was trying to think of a way to bring a guy home. She wasn't wearing any panties, so she figured she'd show a strapping young lad her tatoos, and he'd end up seeing a little more. So she sees her romeo from across the bar, walks up to him and says:
"I was wondering if my tatoos were fading, can you tell who they are?" as she lifts up her skirt.
He responds :
"Well, I'm not sure who the wingers are, but the center looks like Lanny MacDonald."
