Kids books that didn't make it

These are some kid's books that never quite got to the shelves

1. You Are Different and That´s Bad
2. The Boy That Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad´s New Wife Timothy
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kid´s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That´s It, I´m Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Own Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster, and Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can´t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association´s Book of Wild Animals of North America. Hey! Let´s Go Ride Our Bikes
30. When Mommy and Daddy Don´t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
31. What is That Dog Doing to the Other Dog?
32. Bi-Curious George
33. Mr. Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
34. Testing Home-Made Parachutes Using Only Your Household pets
35. The Hardy Boys, The Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad
36. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
37. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mum´s Purse
38. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead
39. How to Become the Dominant Power in Your Elementary School


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22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

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lmao

I've seen this before. ~:p

~:joker: ~:joker: ~:joker: :jester: :jester: :laugh: :laugh:

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

LMAO! Maybe "The Pop-Up Book of Female Anatomy" might be allowed? ~;)

Oh my Lord, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Just great. ~:p

Excellent, I've shared that with all my friends................................Ok I sent it to one person, and that was my mum ~:joker: