My Pitbull Just Mauled Some Children!!!!!

I Left My Trailer Door Open And My Pitbull Escaped!!! I Went Outside To Get It And He Was Underneath My El Camino (the One Propped Up On Cynder Blocks, The Other One Got Stoled By Some Brothers) And He Was Growling And Barking And I Pulled Him Out By The Tail It Took A Long Time Because I Only Used One Hand Because I Didnt Want To Spill My Pabst Beer And When I Pulled Him Out He Had Little Jimmy From Across The Way In His Mouth. After I Finished My Beer And Got Little Jimmy Free I Found Little Johnny Chewed Up And Hiding In My El Camino Under The Tool Box.

Do Anyone Know A Good Lawyer??????