Innuendo's and Great Pick Up Lines
I was watching The Living Daylights and was horrified when I realized I know virtually no sexual innuendo ~:eek: and don't have a clue when it comes to using pick up lines.
I was just wondering if anybody on this site know's some great pick up lines and some good innuendo.
Stuff like this does not count,
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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~:eek: I've just realized I too know no "sexual innuendos" :help: I'm justified though as I've been in a (monogamus) relationship for over 6 years ~D
Promising topic mercian billman It'd be interesting to hear some on the topic from the tavern pimps ~:cool:
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is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?? :wink3:
If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? :wiseguy:
Man i used to know loads of these but mind has gone blank..... 4 year relationship has put the crappy lines on the back burner..... :love:
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The word of the day is "legs"
let's go to my place and spread the word.
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"I'm a lumberjack. I deal in hard wood."
Beirut :cool4:
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You: Hey there, wonna come home to my place and have sex and eat popcorn?
Her: What? no!
You: Uh? you dont like popcorn?
:bow:
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Him: Licks his finger and touches her clothes.
Her: ???
Him: Lets get you home and out of those wet clothes...
~;)
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. :saint:
I have big feet.
If I was the last man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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Courtesy of Leahy's website
http://www.totalwar.org/barocca/misc...b_15-05-04.jpg
i copied it here so that we are not stealing bandwidth
you can also view Leahy's work here
scroll down and look in the third column from the left (the one with all the photo's in it)
he is an excellent cartoonist,
i urge you all to check out his work at both sites
B.
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Pick up lines that won't get you anywhere:
'Excuse me, do you make love to strangers? No? Then allow me to introduce myself...'
'I must be drunk, 'cause you're starting to look good. I could fall madly in bed with you'
'Is it that cold in here or are you just happy to see me...'
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Hey my names Fred Flinstone and I bet I can make your Bedrock :jumping:
