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Since I have seen a vast number of these threads in the AoM fora, I thought it would be a great idea to open up a similar thread here, regarding R:TW.
1) When leaving your house, you make sure that your population is happy, to avert insurrections.
The one who posts the 100dth "way" wins a cookie. ;)
2) Begin wearing padded body armour on your back, under your shirt at the office just in case some of your colleagues forget that they're on your side.
3) At your desk in office, you start to arrange items around you in a neat square formation.
Pens and pencils facing outwards, staplers and hole-punchers behind, and you in the center of it ~D
you fear eating the cafeteria food in school in case a jealous rival decided to poison your food so your desk in home room is easier to capture without you there to govern it
4) When a bug crawls out and your mom or girlfriend tells you to kill it, you reply with "Sigh, let's hope the next patch will take care of it."
5) Holding your attache case over your head when going up flights of stairs.
6) When asked what your name is, you reply, John Doeii.
7) When you have a unatural desire to paint your face and give a war cry before an indoor soccer match.
Attempt to ungroup, form up, then re-group your family before pointing yourselves in the direction of the mall.
8) You deploy yourself in a corner at a party because you're worried about being flanked.
11) at the end of your buisness meeting "and at the last my brave fellow workers, i say this to you, STRENGHT & HONOUR TO YOU ALL!"
Upon leaving your meeting with the Senior Project Board you discover the only notes you have made are for your forthcoming invasion of Macedonia.
13) When you see flaming arrows in use in a film, you become annoyed and expect a large drop in frame-rates.
14) When engaging in a game of paintball with your mates, you're more afraid of friendly fire than you are being hit by the opposition.
15) Whenever anything gets on your nerves, doesn't fit, looks or seems stupid, you swear "When's that patch coming out?"
16) Whenever it rains, or anything falls down or flies past you, you shout "form testudo!" at your family.
17) You think the world should plant less food because that leads to population overgrowth and therefore squalor & unhappiness.
18) You think that cultural differences can be overcome by destroying everything in a foriegn country and rebuilding it to look just like yours.
19) You select new project team members on the basis of the influence they will have on your management ability.
20) You beleive that high taxation can make men impotent.
21) You try to convince your wife that hiring a secretary with nice legs and a short skirt is essential because of the benefits she gives you in monitoring staff unrest during coffee breaks.
22) In heavy rain you attempt to organise fellow umbrella bearers into a testudo to protect the rest of the bus queue.
George Bush plays Rome: Total War?Quote:
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21.When you go to a football match and see your team win you yell,
The day is oooooooouuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSSS!
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23.You expect the queen to go around followed by preatorian guards.
24: You own a pet monkey
25. While driving slowly down a crowded freeway during rush-hour, you imagine yourself riding a war elephant, smashing through and scattering the tightly-packed enemy formation of vehicles...
26. Posting on this thread.... ~:)
GAH!
27) When asked to do something by your boss, youz reply "To hear is to obey!"
GAH!
28) You wonder why football games don't have an autoresolve.
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29:You've yelled/sworn really loud once after a defeat/CTD
When you get your yearly tax return so say...
"If this was my country, that taxes would be 100%!"
30. You wonder if that chess you have at home is historically accurate.