The Year's Best [Actual] Headlines of 2004
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[?!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court toTry Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
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There was a great one on CNN.com the other day.
Bush: More human intelligence needed.
I kid you not. it was about a week ago.
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ahaha! Very good ~D
But you know Beirut's wins ~:cheers:
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Just a heads up-this can stay in here if it remains light hearted, otherwise it will have to be moved.
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Argh! Don't get my thread moved to the Hades guys!
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those are all really funny
i saw something really funny from the Toronto Metro paper a couple of years ago (February 21, 2003).
just dug it out right now for all of your enjoyment. it read:
"Suicide is the third-leading cause of death among U.S. teenagers after accidents and murders"
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'High School drop-outs cut in half"