A bad week for testicles

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Woman who ripped off ex-lover's testicle jailed
10 February 2005
A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands was jailed for two-and-a-half years today.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to Mr Jones with the words: "That's yours."

In a statement read to the court, Mr Jones said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."

Monti, from Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding and was sentenced to two and a half years in jail.

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Saints alive! 2 1/2 years for a testicle seems a bit lenient if you ask me.

also some1 cut his own off after a rugby game coz he said he'd do it if england lost.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html

To me, the most remarkable part of the story is concerning the friend of Mr. Jones. If he didn't know it before hand, Mr. Jones has a true friend. The act of someone picking up your half chewed testicle, handing it back to you and saying "That's yours" is an outstanding tribute to friendship. Many men would give their left nut for a friend like that - figuratively, of course. To friendship! ~:cheers:

he regected her advances? oh come on ~D

or hold the nuts as you unscrew the bolt ~D

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Originally Posted by Templar Knight

he regected her advances? oh come on ~D

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AND he was drunk. Kinda stretches the credibility of the story, doesn't it? :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

AND he was drunk. Kinda stretches the credibility of the story, doesn't it? :laugh4:

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lol! ~D I concur - but by the sounds of it the woman must have been deranged, so maybe he was right.

surely its 2 years in jail, then another lfie sentance in a mental institution?

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lol! I concur - but by the sounds of it the woman must have been deranged, so maybe he was right.

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Cant you lot read?

She was a Scouse tart.....ffs guys I'd refuse 'HER' advances

nb/ '-' is polite for a HUGE female wrestler with, no not just a moustache, but the full monty....sideburns the frekkin lot.. ~;) .......!!!!!! :help:

this is like the 3rd new I read of testicles being cut, ripped

i demand the death sentence! that poor man!

seriously now, it hurts just reading that... ~;p



~Wiz

Man, these people are NUTS!!!

pun intended?

why did just one ball come off?

I'd rather not entertain such thoughts ~:eek:



~Wiz

but we must ~:cheers:

its an important point, if someone ripped my balls off id wanna know if id still have 1 left

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Originally Posted by Templar Knight

why did just one ball come off?

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I'm assuming she misjudged the distance when she went in for the bite, and only caught him a glancing...tear?

Either that or quick footwork on the victims part.


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Bloody Hell!!!

Only in Birkenhead could that happen. ~D

I've added it to my 'List of reasons not to go to Liverpool'. The other being that they beat us in that capital of culture thing...~D

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I've added it to my 'List of reasons not to go to Liverpool'. The other being that they beat us in that capital of culture thing...

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How on earth did we (the people of Liverpool) win that?

One of his nuts must have been loose ~:)

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One of his nuts must have been loose

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obviously....however was it Whitworth or British Standard?

Coz were gonna need the right spanners to 'tighten' the nut up again... ~;)

omg ... just thought...

mebbe its one of them the 'foreign' metric whatsumacallits...

oh dear, nuts are rolling now

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Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

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Come on... highly unlikely... beer glasses... ~:cheers: ~:cool:

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She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

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How did she get to it, if he was rejecting her advances? ~:handball:

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Originally Posted by TonkaToys

How did she get to it, if he was rejecting her advances? ~:handball:

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If she's willing to rip them off im sure that wasnt much of a problem...

When I was 17 yr. old, (in the dark ages), I was in a toboggan accident where I went through some bushes and got my scrotum (nut sac) ripped open and my testicles were hanging out. Had to have 25 stiches to close the wound. It didn't hurt as bad as you might think. The hard part was explaining to everyone at school why I was limping.

the peach is stolen!

http://primates.ximian.com/~jackson/...eals_peach.jpg