Geordies!!!

nb. to our non-UK posters a Geordie is someone who comes from the far north-east of England.

The Geordie Thermometer

50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating.
Geordies plant their gardens.

40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably.
Geordies Sunbathe.

30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start.
Geordies drive with their windows down

20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and
wool hats.
Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate.
Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.

Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat.
Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist.
Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.

Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it's worth it. Geordie Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.

Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Geordies put on their long johns.

Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes.
Geordies become frustrated because the pubs are shut.

Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to
disappear.
The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.

Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops.
Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their
hands.

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over……….Sunderland qualify for Europe.

~:)

ah classic, 1/4 of my family come straight out of newcastle in geordieland.
thanks,
dizzy

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over……….Sunderland qualify for Europe.

rofl that was the killer.

Very good, the end is the best. ~D

You converted it to Fahrenheit for us, how nice!

I don't know any Geordies, but Vermonters are a lot like that, especially those from the Northeast Kingdom. True Vermonters never wear coats. A fleece jacket is as far as we go. No windbreaking qualities and also very thin. The only thing that I have noticed as an inconvenience is when your snot freezes....

BTW it was very funny.