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40K orcs translator... not earth shattering, but put a speech from someone famous in it and laugh at the consequences.
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http://hiddenway.tripod.com/waaagh/
40K orcs translator... not earth shattering, but put a speech from someone famous in it and laugh at the consequences.
**Suck mi balls ya ploppaz eatin' maggot**
HAHAHAHAHA! :book:
George Bush's inaugral address (first part)
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Sub-boss Cheney, Mr. Chief Justice, Bigg, bigg boss Carta, Bigg, bigg boss Bush, Bigg, bigg boss Clinton, membaz o' da United Statz Congrez, reverend clergy, distinguisheded guests, fellow citizens: 1
On this day, per-scribed by law an marked by ceremony, weeb celebrate da durabul wisdom o' our Consy-tushun, an recall da deep commitments dat unite our country. Meeb be grateful fer da onner o' this 'our, mindful o' da conseqwentiul timz in which weeb liv, an determineded ter fulfill da oad dat meeb ab sworn an ya ab witnesseded. 2
At this second gavverin', our dutiss are defineded nub by da wurdz meeb use, but by da 'istory weeb ab seun togevva. Fer a 'alf a century, America defendeded our own freedom by standin' watch on distant bordaz. Afta da shipwreck o' communism came years o' relativ qwiet, years o' repose, years o' sabbaticul—an den there came a day o' fire. 3
Weeb ab seun our vulnerability—an weeb ab seun its deepest source. Fer as lon'z whole regions o' da woild simma in resentmunt an tyranny—prone ter ideologiss dat feed 'atred an excuse murda—violenns will gavva, an multiplee in destructiv powa, an cross da most defendeded bordaz, an raiz a mortul threat. There iz onlee wun force o' 'istory dat kan break da reign o' 'atred an resentmunt, an expose da per-tensions o' tyrants, an reward da 'opes o' da decent an softey, an dat iz da force o' uumie freedom. 4
Weez led, by events an common sense, ter wun conclusion: Da survivul o' liberty in our land increasinglee depends on da succez o' liberty in uvver lands. Da bestest 'ope fer peace in our woild iz da expansion o' freedom in awl da woild.
LOL! This is great!
Guess the speech...
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Meeb ab, myself, full confidenns dat if awl du their duty, if nuffin iz neglecteded, an if da bestest arrangements are made, as they are bein' made, weeb shall prove ourselvz wunce again abul ter defend our Island 'ome, ter ridd owt da storm o' waa, an ter outliv da menace o' tyranny, if needid fer years, if needid alone. At any rate, dat iz wot weez goin' ter try ter du. Dat iz da resolve o' 'Is Majesty'z Government-evury man o' dim. Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt! Dat iz da will o' Parliamunt an da nashun. Da British Empire an da French Republic, linked togevva in their cause an in their need, will defend ter da dead their nativ soil, aidin' each uvver loike gud comradz ter da utmost o' their strengd. Eben though large tracts o' Europe an many ole an famous Statz ab fallun or may fall inta da grip o' da Gestapo an awl da odious apparatus o' Nazi ruul, weeb shall nub flag or fail. Weeb shall go on ter da end, weeb shall scrap in Franz, weeb shall scrap on da seas an oceans, weeb shall scrap wif growin' confidenns an growin' strengd in da air, weeb shall defend our Island, worrevver da cost may be, weeb shall scrap on da beachz, weeb shall scrap on da landin' grounds, weeb shall scrap in da fields an in da streets, weeb shall scrap in da 'ills; weeb shall neva surrenda, an eben if, which meeb du nub fer a momunt believe, this Island or a large part o' it woz subjugateded an starvin', den our Empire beyond da seas, armed an guardeded by da British Fleet, wuud carry on da struggle, until, in God'z gud time, da Nyoo Woild, wif awl its powa an might, steps ford ter da rescue an da liberashun o' da ole.
Meeb be vengeanz...
Meeb be da nite...
Meeb... erk-snorggg... BE... erk-snorggg... BATMAN!!! Waaagh!!!
Weeb shall go on ter da end, weeb shall scrap in Franz, weeb shall scrap on da seas an oceans, weeb shall scrap wif growin' confidenns an growin' strengd in da air, weeb shall defend our Island, worrevver da cost may be, weeb shall scrap on da beachz, weeb shall scrap on da landin' grounds, weeb shall scrap in da fields an in da streets, weeb shall scrap in da 'ills; weeb shall neva surrenda
From the real big boss.... :bow:
Meeb ab, myself, full confidenns dat if awl du their duty, if nuffin iz neglecteded, an if da bestest arrangements are made, as they are bein' made, weeb shall prove ourselvz wunce again abul ter defend our Island 'ome, ter ridd owt da storm o' waa, an ter outliv da menace o' tyranny, if needid fer years, if needid alone. At any rate, dat iz wot weez goin' ter try ter du. Dat iz da resolve o' 'Is Majesty'z Government-evury man o' dim. Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt! Dat iz da will o' Parliamunt an da nashun. Da British Empire an da French Republic, linked togevva in their cause an in their need, will defend ter da dead their nativ soil, aidin' each uvver loike gud comradz ter da utmost o' their strengd. Eben though large tracts o' Europe an many ole an famous Statz ab fallun or may fall inta da grip o' da Gestapo an awl da odious apparatus o' Nazi ruul, weeb shall nub flag or fail. Weeb shall go on ter da end, weeb shall scrap in Franz, weeb shall scrap on da seas an oceans, weeb shall scrap wif growin' confidenns an growin' strengd in da air, weeb shall defend our Island, worrevver da cost may be, weeb shall scrap on da beachz, weeb shall scrap on da landin' grounds, weeb shall scrap in da fields an in da streets, weeb shall scrap in da 'ills; weeb shall neva surrenda, an eben if, which meeb du nub fer a momunt believe, this Island or a large part o' it woz subjugateded an starvin', den our Empire beyond da seas, armed an guardeded by da British Fleet, wuud carry on da struggle, until, in God'z gud time, da Nyoo Woild, wif awl its powa an might, steps ford ter da rescue an da liberashun o' da ole.
I don't see that much difference.
American National Anthem in Orc!
Oh, say kan ya see, by da dawn'z urly lite,
Wot so proudlee weeb 'ailed at da twilight'z last gleamin'?
Whose broad stripz an bright stars, thruu da perilous scrap,
O'er da ramparts weeb watcheded, woz so gallantlee streamin'?
An da rokkits' red glare, da bombs burstin' in air,
Gave proof thruu da nite dat our flag was still there.
O say, does dat star-spangleded banna yet wave
O'er da land o' da frey an da 'ome o' da brave?
On da shore, dimlee seun thruu da mists o' da deep,
Werr da foe'z 'aughty 'ost in dread silenns reposz,
Wot izzat which da breeze, o'er da towerin' steep,
As it fitfullee blows, nows conceals, nows disclosz?
Nows it catchz da gleam o' da morning'z furst beam,
In full gloary reflecteded nows shinz on da stream:
'Tis da star-spangleded banna! O long may it wave
O'er da land o' da frey an da 'ome o' da brave.
An werr izzat band who so vauntinglee swore
Dat da 'avoc o' waa an da baddle'z confusion
A 'ome an a country shud leave us no more?
Their blood az wiped owt their foul footstep'z pollushun.
No refuge cud save da 'ireling an slave
From da terror o' flight, or da gloom o' da grave:
An da star-spangleded banna in triumf dod wave
O'er da land o' da frey an da 'ome o' da brave.
Oh! so be it ebur, wen freemun shall stand
Betweun their loved 'omes an da war'z desolashun!
Blest wif victoary an peace, may da 'eaven-rescued land
Praiz da Powa dat 'ath made an per-served us a nashun.
Den conqwa weeb must, fer our cause it iz jus',
An this be our moddo: "In God iz our trust."
An da star-spangleded banna furreva shall wave
O'er da land o' da frey an da 'ome o' da brave!
Hahaha great link ~D ~D
very good a laugh ~D ~:) ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~:cheers: ~:cheers:
Ugh, s'a great link an an originul site. Meeb love theyz translata site. Az anyone visiteded da Dialectiza?
P.S. This has been thrugh the translate ~D (in case you didn't know)