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Count down to open beta: Bartix
Greeting Europa barbaroun fans! From now on, i will be doing these previews.
unless stated otherwise all pictures shown here are Work In Progress. (WIP)
Our latest faction is ready, we are very proud of this preview!
http://img252.echo.cx/img252/3276/newbitmapimage6da.png
http://img226.echo.cx/img226/2718/workingmap5or6tk.jpg
(The bartix faction color is red, BTW)
Bartix; a land of mist beauty and yellow fever. Home to many bartixian tribes, they speak a strange languge that consists of grunting and and oinking. They are of Persix and scythix stock, they are very lean. Infact, they look like stick people. Bartix is a large island in the middle of the caspixian sea
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PLAGIX HOPLITIX
http://img40.echo.cx/img40/8518/untitled6rf.png
Phlagix hoplitix are the basic unit of the bartix army, they are very fast and throw their 56 foo long pikes at people.Then they stab people pretty good once the fighting starts.
KATPRAKTIX
http://img72.echo.cx/img72/9466/kataprkatix4hd.png
The mighty Katprktix can fly over the head of the enemy and crush them.
AGEMIX PLHANGIX
http://img72.echo.cx/img72/3023/agemix2ha.png
They use pikes that are 150 feet long.
PANDIX
http://img238.echo.cx/img238/2307/4560uq.png
Light infantry that breath fire. another basic unit of the bartix army.
PELTASTIX
http://img238.echo.cx/img238/8120/peltast8oc.png
They throw Heat seeking darts.
BARTIX LITIX CAVIX
http://img238.echo.cx/img238/8867/cavalry4az.png
Basic cavalry of the bartix army.
Bartixian Trait:
True Bartixian:
This man is a true Bartixian, able to befuddle and bewilder the greatest minds of his age with his encoded messages while insulting them all with his superior mental faculties. His grasp of Bartixian heiroglyphics is unmatched. Woe unto those 20-watt light bulbs who dare oppose or insult him! For he will unleash a rain of alien spacecraft upon them from Uranix that will shag them like objects (Repeat FIVE Times)!
Here is a sig image.(Made by Alexander the pretty good)
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg
Have a good week end!
EDIT: I would also like to thank image shack
Note: mongoose is NOT a member of the EB team.
Credits:
Mongoose
Alexander the pretty good
Malrubius
And the EB team for the faction map i used!
:bow:
Update: Next time will be a preview of the bartix secret weaponix...tune in next weekix!
http://premium1.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan//bartix.jpg[/QUOTE]
Greetings, EB fans! This week’s preview will be of some of the more powerful bartix units.
Bartix war snake
http://img102.echo.cx/img102/7141/un...nake7rg.th.png
Bartix war snake...they are faster then cavalry, 3 feet long, and bite right threw any kind of shield. They are the bartix answer to RTW vanilla war dogs.
no type of infantry can attack them, They can take out entire armies before any one even tries to
fight back.
Bartixain duck riders
http://img283.echo.cx/img283/630/duck3hn.th.png
They scare elephants and cavalry. They also have an AP attack that allows them destroy any thing in their path. They cause instant routs and they come back to life after every battle. They are also built in “0”turns and cost 10 denarii.
Bartix battle ninja
(Picture of ninja waiting to flip out from behind a wall and kill some guy)
http://img168.echo.cx/img168/4426/ninja0ji.png
These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. They are mammals and the filp out and kill people. A ninja once kiled a kid just because he opened a window. When they are not flipping out and kiling people, they are usually busy flying.
Source:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
armoured *EDIT*
*Picture removed*
*EDIT*
Kataprktix II
They are huge, cause instant routs, and are a bright pink.
http://img36.echo.cx/img36/7949/copy...edk28nb.th.png
http://img286.echo.cx/img286/2164/ba...eathray2ru.png
The fearsome Bartix urANUS rayix is a fearsome weapon to behold, sitting on the Bartix homeworldix of urANUS. It is capable of zapping soldiers into pork scratchings, and turning nearby ones into tasty barbacue snacks for the starving Bartixan masses
The Bartix Kamikazix Squirrel unit, that stroms the enemy before being exploded by the Mind Rays from the Bartix King and thus splattering all over the enemy units making them all sticky and stuff and thus sabotaging their fighting effeciency!
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/7296/bartixking5dq.jpg
This is the bartix sacred-samuri-band, they like totaly stab people.
http://img178.echo.cx/img178/4339/weird1cn.jpg
Credits:
Mongoose
Dux Corvanus (Faction icon)
Abokasix (the basic idea)
Mikeus ceaser (Death ray from urANUS)
Jebus
abokease
And every one who added ideas!
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Re: Count down to open beta: Bartix
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: LAUGH OUT LOUD (LOL):laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
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ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
and that times 1000000, i really needed this after a hard work at school
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:dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2:
jaajajjaja
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Does bartix mean something in polish? Just googled it and most results seem to go polish pages. ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused:
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
:help: :help:
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In reference to the unique building, funnily enough a couple of days ago I sang a duet with a pink hippo.
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Originally Posted by Silvouz
Does bartix mean something in polish? Just googled it and most results seem to go polish pages. ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused:
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
:help: :help:
Eerily reminiscent of the original Abo posts... could it be? Long lost relative? ~:)
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they cloned aboxix. i cant be...
btw you forgot to sya: "unless stated otherwise all pictures shown here are Work In Progress (WIP)"
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Originally Posted by mongoose
Something's wrong with your sig link, methinks:
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg
I love it, but where's the map?! Also, why no talk of the bartixian trait system?!?!? :furious3: :charge: :rifle:
Surrendix of chargix horsixmix:
:surrender:
Bartixian Trait:
True Bartixian:
This man is a true Bartixian, able to befuddle and bewilder the greatest minds of his age with his encoded messages while insulting them all with his superior mental faculties. His grasp of Bartixian heiroglyphics is unmatched. Woe unto those 20-watt light bulbs who dare oppose or insult him! For he will unleash a rain of alien spacecraft upon them from Uranix that will shag them like objects (Repeat FIVE Times)!
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It doesn't, but it's a name of a company. I see it also appears as deformation of "Bartek" which is Polish for Bartholomew.
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Damn it! :furious3: I will add that to my first post. :embarassed:
This update was inspired by THISthread
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~:)
But ABO??? ~:confused: ~:confused:
IS THAT RELATIVE :book:
:book: :book: :book:
:crown: :beatnik:
Edit:
Abokasee_mode=off
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Originally Posted by eadingas
It doesn't, but it's a name of a company. I see it also appears as deformation of "Bartek" which is Polish for Bartholomew.
Ah, ok.
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:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: Really nice !
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Originally Posted by Malrubius
Something's wrong with your sig link, methinks:
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg
http://img224.echo.cx/img224/212/log...x1small6xm.jpg
I love it, but where's the map?! Also, why no talk of the bartixian trait system?!?!? :furious3: :charge: :rifle:
Surrendix of chargix horsixmix:
:surrender:
Bartixian Trait:
True Bartixian:
This man is a true Bartixian, able to befuddle and bewilder the greatest minds of his age with his encoded messages while insulting them all with his superior mental faculties. His grasp of Bartixian heiroglyphics is unmatched. Woe unto those 20-watt light bulbs who dare oppose or insult him! For he will unleash a rain of alien spacecraft upon them from Uranix that will shag them like objects (Repeat FIVE Times)!
[MODE=ABOIX]
MALRIX THE @SSHOLE(REPEAT FIVE TIMES)
SAID I SHOULD INCLUDE SOMETHIN
SHAG OBJECTS
WHEN U PRESS TIS LINK DA SPAACCEE SIP WIL BE INVAD11111!!!11111111!!!
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:help: :help: :help: :help: :help: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:
[/MODE]
Thanks for the extra content! I will list the credits at the bottom of my first post :bow:
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I chuckled a few times, but I'm shocked that you actually went to the trouble.
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*claps* With people like you about, the legend will live on for future generations to point at, laugh at, and generally make fun of. You forgot though, that the Bartixian secret weapon is secret weaponsix from Uranus!
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Yes, i should add that! :laugh4:
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great preview , I no i'm gonna play this one when I get EB ~D
and BTW the Pandix is now offically my favorite unit ! ~:cheers:
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great preview , I no i'm gonna play this one when I get EB
Maybe that's because you are racist towards bartix :yes:
[mode=aboix]YOU ARE AN @SSHOLE (REPEAT FIVE TIMES)
YOU WOULD NOT SAY YOU WOULD PLAY AS BARTIX[/mode]
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Originally Posted by mongoose
Maybe that's because you are racist towards bartix :yes:
[mode=aboix]YOU ARE AN @SSHOLE (REPEAT FIVE TIMES)
YOU WOULD NOT SAY YOU WOULD PLAY AS BARTIX[/mode]
You misinterpret his words (misspellings).
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hehehe i hope that you not are EBs new skinner..*lol*
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Hmmm, I'm amazed at how long people laugh at a dyslexic(read: handicapped) guy. You guys give everyone a great example, and represent the EB community at its finest! Keep up the good work everyone!
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Originally Posted by Pycckuu
Hmmm, I'm amazed at how long people laugh at a dyslexic(read: handicapped) guy. You guys give everyone a great example, and represent the EB community at its finest! Keep up the good work everyone!
Read his other posts. He may be playful and a little kooky, but he doesn't seem very handicapped to me.
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Originally Posted by NeonGod
You misinterpret his words (misspellings).
Woops :embarassed:
[mode=aboix]
WHAT THE F***ing heLL ARE YOU 10 WATT LIGHT BULB?!
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How exactly did you get a skinner? ~:eek:
:laugh4: