The "Let's find a few things we can agree on lovevest" thread.

In honor of Devastation Dave being a Wus right now and all the mods saying how much they love his insight and wisdom, I propose the "Let's find a few things we can agree on lovefest" thread.


Here, I'll start:


Flowers are nice.


A light rain in the forest on an otherwise warm day is a pleasant thing.


Milk and Oreos are pretty good.


There is just something about the word cheese that makes me smile when I say it.

Obese people that need to be moved via crane are a simultaneously sad and amusing sight to behold.

Domesticated cats, generally speaking, are fairly independant and dignified animals that can sometimes amuse us with odd displays of hilarity and hijinx.


It's safe to say that getting eaten by a shark would be a crappy way to go out. So too would death by choking on a large rubber phallus.

Clowns can either be fun and entertaining or scary depending on both their behaviour and style of makeup.

Proof of extraterrestrial life would be an exciting and important event in human history.

Pain hurts.



So, does anybody disagree with these statements? Add your own to the love thread and let's celebrate the flaccidity of Devastation Dave's current mood!:2thumbsup:

(Btw, this is an attempt at humor. Please feel free to poke back. Really. Poke me.)

Warm baths with bubbles
Endless sessions of TW without interuptions from the significant others
Threads that make fun at the expense of someone acting like a wuss!!!:laugh4:

Hard work followed by a good strong shower.

Being on holidays so long you forget what day of the week it is.

Working so hard that you look up at the time and realise that it is home time.

The smell of coffee.

Chocolate.

The simple harmonic motion of womens breasts as they walk.

:skull: Celine Dione's :skull: :cough: singing :cough: ought to be banned (as a terror activity). :idea2:

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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

In honor of Devastation Dave being a Wus right now and all the mods saying how much they love his insight and wisdom, I propose the "Let's find a few things we can agree on lovefest" thread.


Here, I'll start:


Flowers are nice.


A light rain in the forest on an otherwise warm day is a pleasant thing.


Milk and Oreos are pretty good.


There is just something about the word cheese that makes me smile when I say it.

Obese people that need to be moved via crane are a simultaneously sad and amusing sight to behold.

Domesticated cats, generally speaking, are fairly independant and dignified animals that can sometimes amuse us with odd displays of hilarity and hijinx.


It's safe to say that getting eaten by a shark would be a crappy way to go out. So too would death by choking on a large rubber phallus.

Clowns can either be fun and entertaining or scary depending on both their behaviour and style of makeup.

Proof of extraterrestrial life would be an exciting and important event in human history.

Pain hurts.



So, does anybody disagree with these statements? Add your own to the love thread and let's celebrate the flaccidity of Devastation Dave's current mood!:2thumbsup:

(Btw, this is an attempt at humor. Please feel free to poke back. Really. Poke me.)

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Flowers...are a detriment to the masculine beauty, save when used to negotiate with ladies.

No rain is worthy of its wondrous name save for the mightiest of typhoons.

Oreo is a synonym of abomination. Real men drink milk...and beer, but not me.

Cheese....stinks.

People who are too fat to move around by their own legs makes the world a melancholy place. They should just reduce weight. It's not that hard.

Domesticated cats are devious and evil creatures bent on world conquest. Ligers are much more trustworthy. Kittens? They are the worst.

Jaws and Shark Tale are two crappy movies, therefore anything involving shark is crappy, except for death.

Either you are with us, or you are with the clowns. Why do you hate freedom? Do you support clown marriage?

The discovery of extraterrestial life would not really change anything in the world except gives us another reason to be racists. Real racists, this time. Racists across the race line.

The end of pleasure is pain.

~D :2thumbsup:

Yup. This is fun. :yes:

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Originally Posted by AntiochusIII

Flowers...are a detriment to the masculine beauty, save when used to negotiate with ladies.

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Being afraid of sexual organs is not particularly masculine... it is more of an asexual thing.

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Originally Posted by Papewaio

Hard work followed by a good strong shower.

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meh.

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Being on holidays so long you forget what day of the week it is.

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I second that notion. :2thumbsup:

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Working so hard that you look up at the time and realise that it is home time.

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The goal is here is try and find things that all of us like. Working hard, as you have mentioned twice now, sucks.

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The smell of coffee.

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That's better.

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Chocolate.

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Only when it's melted over...

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...the simple harmonic motion of womens breasts as they

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...arch their hips in yearning.

[Bush Laugh] heh heh heh heh heh [/Bush Laugh]

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Originally Posted by Papewaio

Being afraid of sexual organs is not particularly masculine... it is more of an asexual thing.

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Notice he also said nothing about the suckiness of death by dildo.

Light rain in the forest is pleasant

Milk and Oreos are good.

Smiling because of the word cheese is a subconscious habit picked up from it's (over)use when posing for photos.

Clowns are clowns

Proof of extraterrestrial life could also be the last event in human history.

Pain sometimes = necessary growth

The perfect harmony of women's breasts is indeed a fine thing.

Celion Dion does need to be banned.

Real men drink water, wimps drink milk, fat men and alcoholics drink beer

I do not agree with the existence of this thread. :)

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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

The goal is here is try and find things that all of us like. Working hard, as you have mentioned twice now, sucks.

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Note that it is not the hard work, but the nice end to it that I am applauding. :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Papewaio

Note that it is not the hard work, but the nice end to it that I am applauding. :laugh4:

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Hmmm. I guess so. Fair enough. I stand corrected. The end to work IS always a pleasant event.


Unless you are a porn star for a living.

In which case, every morning is met with a smile at the fresh pooty tang stank that awaits once the coke has settled into your veins and the viagra kicks in for the triple-threat fisting fiasco.

I should become a porn star get rid of all the extra energy:wall: Oh Milk and Oreos are gods gift to earth (just below Texas):laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Quietus

:skull: Celine Dione's :skull: :cough: singing :cough: ought to be banned (as a terror activity). :idea2:

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Oh yes. Especially the Celine Dione-terror in supermarkets.

George W Bush is a brilliant leader.

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Originally Posted by Quietus

:skull: Celine Dione's :skull: :cough: singing :cough: ought to be banned (as a terror activity). :idea2:

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You may find that a certain Frontroom moderator has something to say about that... ~;)

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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

Hmmm. I guess so. Fair enough. I stand corrected. The end to work IS always a pleasant event.


Unless you are a porn star for a living.

In which case, every morning is met with a smile at the fresh pooty tang stank that awaits once the coke has settled into your veins and the viagra kicks in for the triple-threat fisting fiasco.

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I don't know, I'm not sure if I'd still be able to enjoy all that if I knew it was work :no:

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Originally Posted by Papewaio

The simple harmonic motion of womens breasts as they walk.

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I've said it before and i'll say it again...

Pink Floyd are better than Zeppelin, or any of your modern rubbish:balloon2:

Country Music is the best:2thumbsup: :skull:

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Originally Posted by strike for the south

Country Music is the best:2thumbsup: :skull:

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I dunno, some of it's good, but when i think country music, I think Hillbillies, and when I think Hillbillies I think of 'The deliverence' which scared the hell outa me whe i was younger

Mike Batt's Remember You're A Womble was and remains the pinacle of musical achievement by which all subsequent pieces have been tried and failed.

Ralph Nader is the personification of time and money wasting.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Sausage chopped up by someone else always tastes best.

If a tree falls over in a forest and no-one is around it still does make a sound.

There were no weapons of mass destruction.

The best things in life are the things you can't have.

A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet - unless you called it a stench flower or a crap weed.

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Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16

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I've said it before and i'll say it again...

Pink Floyd are better than Zeppelin, or any of your modern rubbish:balloon2:

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Floyd is just one of the many 60s-70s bands that is better than Zeppelin and your modern rubbish.

Maddox is always right. If you disagree, you're wrong.

The only thing better then a Pirate is a Ninja.

Bartix is real. So real that if you see a stick figure with a spear riding a purple elephant, then your country is being attacked by the Bartixains. That or you're drunk.

To step out on a cold dry day after an exhausting work out is bliss.

Genetically engineered flowers rock.

Space rocks.

Aero Engineers rock.

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Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick,
that's driven into frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig in a cage on antibiotics.

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Radiohead - Fitter, Happier

What is all this agreeing business going on in the backroom?:inquisitive:

I agree that there's no agreement.:laugh4:

Tim Tams are a great biscuit.

The Wiki Entry for Tim Tams

Well if there not in America there not any good

Chinese food is good.

Porn is good.

Adrian II has the right idea about career choices.

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Originally Posted by Al Khalifah

There were no weapons of mass destruction.

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OUT WITH YOUR DISAGREEABLE NONSENSE!

This is the agreement thread. Some of think the evidence supports a coordinated effort by Iraq to ship them into neighboring Syria.

And others believe that Saddam should be reinstated.

NO MORE POLITIKING IN THE LOVEFEST THREAD!

I will agree that none were found.

- Watching Someone get hit really hard in a Sports Event

- Sitting (or standing) in front of a fire and just staring at it

- Getting a Hardy handshake and a pat on the back for a job well done.

- Looking at your girlfriend when she is frustrated with something (its so cute...the poutiness).