The Incredibly Freudian U.S. Government

As if it wasn't bad enough that we have a 'Bush' as our head of state, we now have a Bo(eh)ner as the head of the House. We've got ourselves a stiffy

I can only guess what's next... the next Senate Majority Leader will be a Korean American senator from Oregon: Sen. Sum Poon Tang.

Okay, forgive the 12 year old humor coming out. I've been listening to Business Proposal Plans for every department in my division for the past 2 days. My brain is mush. ~:joker: Hopefully, I haven't stepped over the boundaries of allowable tastelessness. I just heard the name on the radio this morning and couldn't stop laughing.

All you need now is a 'Pussy Galore' and a picture of Ur-anus and you're quids in. :laugh4: :embarassed: :sweatdrop:

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

All you need now is a 'Pussy Galore' and a picture of Ur-anus and you're quids in. :laugh4: :embarassed: :sweatdrop:

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And a chubby guy named Hugh Jarse appointed as SecState.

ahhh....his assistant could be called Mike Hunt.:laugh4:

The Secretary of Alternative Lifestyles: Ben Dover.

How about the Irish folk duo.

Ben Doon and Phil Macavity.

this thread takes me back to the 1st year at Grammar School :laugh4:

The first homosexual married couple in the Republic of Ireland: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Anyone care to guess how long before we get shut down? :oops:

Two gay cowboys out on the range.

One says to the other..

"yup?"

t'other says

"yup"

Then there was the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff.

or..

The queer shepherd who kept mountain sheep.

The homosexual gardener who rhododendron

I can't believe nobody has mentioned our beloved VP, Dick.

Remember this guys....

If your feet smell and your nose runs,
don't worry,
You're just built upside down.

You've got a point there Drone. I feel like the PG-13 rated version of the credits on Cartalk (an NPR radio show that airs on the weekends and the 2 chuckleheads that run it do something similar, but not necessarily w/ sexual innuendo).

They have to be said out loud, but some of their better ones:

Official chaffeur: Pikov Andropov
Customer Service Rep: Heywood Jubuzov
Statistician: Marge Inovera

You get the point...

George Carlin did a bit about this around the time of the first Gulf War: George Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell. :laugh4:

Back to current times, let's also not forget Jack Abrahmoff.

This thread is definitely starting to channel Beavis and Butthead...:2thumbsup:

Dick Army

I heard the leading candidate for the Federal Reserve Chair is a guy named Colon Burns

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Originally Posted by InsaneApache

Remember this guys....

If your feet smell and your nose runs,
don't worry,
You're just built upside down.

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Even more importantly, remember this guys:

If she offers her honour you honour her offer then the rest of the night you'll be on 'er and off 'er...

Where is the only place on earth where a Dick in Bush is gay sex?


















The White House.